Fucking Royals, they invaded my birthday two years ago and now they’ve annexed my son’s birthday. Cunts.
Nominated by: Cunts Mate Cunt
And I’d like to cunt it’s parents for not having the balls to just call it ‘Diana’ and that horse’s backside Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, for pretending that it’s her granddaughter when it fucking well isn’t!
Nominated by: Dioclese