Radamel Falcao

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Radamel Falcao or, more to the point, his agent, is a cunt…

Buiilt like a brick shithouse, looks like he’s from a western, and his agent is telling all and sundry that he and Falcao ‘cry together’ over the player’s ‘predicament’ at United…

Well, for a start, he isn’t half as upset as the fans who have to endure Falcao’s Garry Birtles impressons.. Also, is this the best we can do these days? Whatever happened to the great Denis Law, or Pancho Pearson and Jimmy Greehoff? Joe Jordan cleaning his fangs on the corner flag after persecuting the opposition? Or Sparky Hughes equalizing against the Scousers, doing a ‘bollocks’ gesture and saying ‘Pick it out, vermin!” to the baying Koppites?

Now we’ve got some foreign softarse, blubbing just because LVG told him he was shite and put him in the U-21s…. Hardly the man to lead the charge… We’d be better off with Frank Spencer up front…

Nominated by: Norman

3 thoughts on “Radamel Falcao

  1. Did you see this useless prick yesterday? Fucking hell, him and Ashley Young would be well advised to look into joining a US police force, they seem in need of a few employees unwilling to shoot, and if they do the African-American population are safe from actually being hit.

    Useless cunts.

  2. They were a shower of shite at Goodison (and that fat twat Luke Shaw can fuck off and all!)… If De Gea does fuck off I wouldn’t blame him… When one thinks of King Eric and Sparky, of Ruud Van Nistelrooy or Yorke and Cole 99, and then witness Falcao up to his ineptitude, I think what the fuck has happened? What does me in is that United refused to shell out for Carlos Tevez (OK, a Judas cunt. But scoring goals for fun in Turin), yet they paid more for a Falcao loan deal?!? I think it has a lot to do with agents and their cut… Fergie’s favourite, Jorge Mendes is always involved… He got United to shell out 12 million for Ronaldo (Peanuts for the boy now, but Arsenal and every other club were quoted half that price at the time), the ridiculous and forever dodgy Bebe deal (7 million for a third division donkey?!), and of course Mendes is agent to a certain Radamel Falcao….

  3. We should have gone for Diego Costa… Scores goals, loves a rumble, and is (on occasion) a dirty little bastard… While Falcao looks like he would blub if the gherkins were missing off his Big Mac…

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