Ok, I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to resist the temptation. But I just can’t do it. I have to nominate GALA bingo and their fucking adverts for a cunting. We’ve all seen them. So vacuous looking bit part actor suddenly singing “GALALALA, GALALALA”. It’s inane, it’s insane, it’s fucking inducing homicidal thoughts.
I want to see the ad agency cunt who thought of these adverts decapitated, and their skull fucked by an angry baboon. I want the actors thrown into a pool full of piranhas, and I want the Chief Executives of Gala forced to wrestle a thousand hungry lions. THAT is how much I hate those fucking ads
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
Anybody that puts a picture of that poncy, Antipodean song-strangler Peter fucking, bell-end Andre on public display is a cunt anyway. He was a dim, illiterate cunt when he was first on Top of the Pops (hosted by whichever BBC sex pest or molester was currently active) smuggling baby dwarf budgies but after contracting Tittitus from having his side speakers crushed by those silicon wrecking balls and holding elucidating, mono-syllabic conversations with the gel derived sex-worker previously known as Katie Price his erudition has declined even more, “G-day mate”… He truly does need a cunting along with Gala. In fact any cunt that actually plays Bingo has to be a cunt anyway. Hang on, “yeah, over here, House!! You cunt….”
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Even worse are the Winner Bingo ads featuring that creepy bastard with the beard and glasses dancing about in his shiny pants and talking to a stuffed owl. He looks like a reject from Abba or a 70’s porn flick Shame he’s just a bit part actor and not famous enough for Yewtree…..
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That guy is a fucking freak. Where’s ISIS when you need them?
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Tower Hamlets, Luton, Bradford, Birmingham and Rochdale.
Or just stand outside any dole office for half an hour.
You can’t miss them.
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Please add that blasted “Foxy bingo” to the list, I can see why foxcunting should be legalised immediately. What happened to adverts that tried to sell you something? Alright it’s usually worthless shite but what is with payday loans (that is the interest rate not the cunting phone number!) and assorted play poker online at all hours? I want to stick their “we’ll give you money” right where the sun shineth not.
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I’d like to cunt banks, which I accept isn’t entirely novel but in this instance its against the backdrop of all the cunting that goes on with respect pay day loan companies. You see when you do the maths,the interest you pay on a payday loan over a 4 week term is actually much less than the ‘fee’ the fucking bank would hit you with if you went overdrawn by the same amount over the same period. So in fact, Banks are much fucking worse than pay day loan companies and yet people say Jack shit about their extortionate rates. Funking cunts.
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I couldn’t agree more. I’m having to change banks because my bank doesn’t want to do current accounts any more. 20 years with them? So fucking what! Piss off elsewhere…
What the fuck is wrong with these people? They shall be cunted.
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It shall be done
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Supercasino is just as bad as Gala Bingo.
They claim to pay out over £500 million a year in winnings…
So it does not take a genius to work out if they paid out £500 million then they must have made £500 million & £1 or they would not be in business..
Yet, a look at the forbes 500 list of top turnover UK businesses and where is supercasino under it’s parent company NetplayTV?
NOWHERE
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