People in general are just cunts…. Supermarkets are now being told to move daffodils away from fruit and veg isles, in case someone mistakes them for fruit or veg and eats them…. Well, for a start, I have never seen daffs next to onions or spuds or bananas in any shop.. But the fact that such a request/demand has even been thought of shows how daft things, and people, have got…

Seriously: What sort of totally cabbaged cunt would mistake a flower for a vegetable or a fruit?! Also, what kind of dickbrained twat would actually eat a daffodil?!

Surely people these days can’t be that stupid? Oh, hang on… They’re all tweeting and watching The Voice tonight… Of course they fucking can…

Nominated by: Norman