The Ebola response

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Been greatly arsed by the cunt Cameron’s customarily incompetent response to the Ebola thing. HMG hopping from foot to foot while trying to toss itself orf. Usual arrogant assumptions that the NHS can cope, that border controls will spot any diseased swartzer trying to sneak into the country ect ect. Like bugger hell they will. Remember that these are the same dismal twats that nearly fucked the Union. Tell tell signs orf Ebola are red eyeballs and vomiting and border staff are going to tell these cunts apart from pissed punters returning from an all inclusive all you can drink holiday?

As hordes of diseased African cunts try to come into the country we are sending large numbers orf our troops and NHS staff over to Bugger Bugger Land where they will duly become infected and be brought back here to have every opportunity to spread the virus. On top of all this there are any number orf Christian Missionaries pouring into the region hoping that sporting a pair of Marigolds, a face mask and an erection will protect them if their prayers do not. Now call me an old soldier and an old cunt but thought that the classic way to bring an epidemic under control is to contain it and let it burn itself out.

Point is the jaspers are used to this kind orf thing. They consider a spot orf plague or Deng virus as a natural form orf birth control. All very tragic, every sympathy ect ect but Africa requires its pestilences to keep it vast populations in check. Then the next step is inoculation followed by castration.

You know it makes sense.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
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(…and that Jeremy Hunt’s a cunt too. Ed.)

19 thoughts on “The Ebola response

  1. According to Judy Finnegan, rape is only a problem if it causes physical harm. The mental scars are apparently irrelevant according to this washed up, alcoholic old cunt with a face like a Fraggle Rock puppet that a dog has shat on. Where’s Jihadi John when you need him, eh…?

    • I heard about this, so I actually bit the bullet and watched it ITVplayer. I’ve always known she was a thick twat. Age it seems is making it worse. As Yoda would have said, ‘Strong with the retard, this one is’. At one point she actually claimed that the victim of that rapist footballer suffered no physical injury, and that the rape was not violent.

      Get to fuck, you worthless piece of shit. Rape IS and act of violence. There would have been physical wounds, mostly internal. And of course, there’s the psychological trauma of having an arrogant footballer, force himself upon her after she said no. Finnegan is a cunt.

      • – and the Daily Mail needs re-cunting too because today’s front page (15/10/2014) contains the line “Judy’s Right – Some Rapes ARE Worse Than Others”.

        I’d just like to add that I saw the DM’s front page on the BBC News website – I don’t actually BUY that moronic excuse for a newspaper.

      • If Hitler was around now, the Daily Mail would welcome him with open arms: and encourage him to sort all the so-called riff raff, scum and foreign johnnies. Just like the cunts at the Mail did last time…

  2. I seem also to recall these two cunts saying they knew all about Stuart Hall shagging kids along the corridor from them in his office at Granada studios but did fuck all about it.

      • Hall worked at the old BBC: next to Woolworths in Piccadilly, Manchester. His infamous ‘office’ was in there. It’s just a shame that when Woolies caught fire in 1979 that dirty old cunt, Hall wasn’t burned to death…

  3. The whole miserable human race can blame itself for unleashing the Ebola Virus. Too much poking around in closed eco-systems, liberating a hiterto unknown virus that the human race has not formed an immunity to simply because up to now, it was confined in parts of the jungle. Little doubt it will spread, notably because border security is so lax and there is no real way of identifying those infected. Then you can factor in the mutation aspect of the virus, as it acclimatises itself to the climate of Europe and America.

  4. Reckon there’s a lot we are not being told about ebola. Aids is supposed to have started in Haiti through voodoo corpse shagging. What triggered ebola? How has it spread so quickly?

  5. Cunts who shout from cars thinking they’re hilarious.

    Generally young men driving about in the evening with a passenger shouting stuff like “wanker” “dickhead” etc. and drive off laughing because it’s…well….hilarious isn’t it.

    Sad cunts

  6. Celebrity culture is utterly cuntish.

    I was doing a spot of grocery shopping yesterday and whilst waiting at the checkout, my eyes were drawn to the colourful magazines screaming headlines about people of whom I know nothing (apologies to Mr Chamberlain). Apparently, some girl I’ve never heard of has “a new bikini body” and one of the Kardashians has given her boyfriend the boot. Who gives a fuck? And who spends their money on these crappy rags?

    Further evidence:
    1/ UN ambassador (!) Victoria Cunting Beckham is going to save babies from AIDS. She’s now a doctor is she? Or Jesus?
    2/ Angelina Jolie – the world’s most beautiful woman (only to a sex-starved Albanian shepherd who’s allergic to wool) – is given a knighthood. For what exactly? Making a couple of speeches saying “rape is bad”? Thanks for that, I never knew!
    3/ Thousands of women paying – paying, for fuck’s sake – to have their asses increased in size to look like some reality TV bint.

    Words fail me. I’ll have to go and lie down in my special room with the rubber wallpaper. Perhaps Sir Limply will lend me some of his medication.

    • If her gong was for services to shagging, that fish faced slag Jolie would have a life peerage… And if it was for wrecking marriages she would overtake old Liz as the Queen….

      There have been people campaigning against this sort of thing for years, but they get cock all (not that they do it for glory and awards). Yet this twatteratti trout does it for five minutes and she’s a Dame… As Matt Johnson once said “This is the 51st State Of The USA….”

      • Its her payback for whatever she did when asked by Willam Hague, former Foreign Secretary who resigned at the height of his career , for no apparent reason the day after Cameron bowed to pressure and announced an ‘over arching enquiry’ into child abuse by parliamentarians.

  7. I remember being at school in 1985: the teacher (who was a cunt) told us that AIDS would wipe out most of the world in ten years time… I also recall all those ‘Prophet of Doom’ AIDS Information Films on the telly and mass scaremongering and bullshit…. But did it happen? Did it fuck!

    I would like to nominate EastEnders for a proper cunting…
    Yet another rape story. Sure, it’s a terrible, dehumanizing thing. But to make out it’s for raising awareness? What a load of crap. These cunts do this sort of shit just to shock and get ratings… There have been more rapes and murders in the Queen Vic than the Bates Motel and Rillington Place combined. One murder can close a pub. Yet that shithole is still open after several deaths, killings, dead bodies, sexual assaults and fires. Not to mention the countless incest stories (Filddled wiv by Uncle ‘Arry/Archie/Ernie etc), the ‘Is me sister me mum?’ shite (they’re doing that one again), swapping dead babies, all the slags and wannabe Krays that seem to be in endless supply, the obligatory murder and the pathetic ‘Whodunnit?’ circus that always follows, and that fat bald cunt (Phil Mitchell) who gets away with every fucking crime and misdemeanaour known to man.

    EastEnders is fucking shite!

  8. I’m sick of hearing about that who killed Lucy Beal storyline. Are they sure she was murdered ? Because I think the skinny anorexic cunt starved to death !

    • Agreed, though no one actually gives a fuck who killed this deeply unlikable character. Btw both Ian Beales children sound like a couple of posh fuckers from some West end RADA type drama school, which they probably are. Eastend my arse.

  9. Saw a piece on bbc news yesterday from a chap who arrived in England having travelled from an Ebola affected area. He had to ask to be screened, as no-one asked him to undertake it when he arrived. The screening consisted of him filling in a questionnaire, then having his temperature being taken. Then at the end, the nurse offered to shake his hand! It reinstalls my faith that this government is taking such rigorous measures to protect us from this deadly disease.

    In the same program, we had a report from some publicly funded health body saying we should ban smoking in parks. Heres an idea, put some effort towards stopping us dying from ebola before worrying about such trivial crap, you CUNTS

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