You know why these cunts are smart? Because they didn’t go to Tipton Secondary Modern. The only smart cunt there was the janitors’ cat. At least the cat could count to three. But only if you got to count the jumps when you put ‘fluffy’ on a hot plate- fucking physics and biology, combined class.
I’ve just taken a moment to sit here and think, ‘who is a cunt, of all the people over the years who you have despised, who do you think is the biggest cunt of them all?’
And there’s one name who has beaten them all, consistently over the decades….
Selena Scott.
she makes my fucking skin crawl to this day.
With all due respect Dan I think you’ll find the disgusting, evil, old fascist, lying scumbag, eats his own poo shitface IDS is the biggest cunt on the planet. Selena Scott maybe a cunt but is nowhere near the level of Iain Drunken-Shits. Will anyone ever out cunt the bald genocidal, narcissistic wank stain? Unlikely. I can’t see how it can be done.
Mark Carney is a pinch faced Canadian cunt dedicated to torpedoeing interest rates and destroying me savings. Get a better return by stuffing me dosh up the memsahib’s fanny.
Hand picked by Osbourne therefore must be a major cunt – and the tosser costs us £11000 a month rent on top of a £874000 pa salary plus perks.
The main result of this ex Goldman Sachs wanker’s low interest rate policy is to spawn a new nation of fucking estate agents (up 77000 this year) and spawn another housing bubble. Bubbles burst and when they do they are full of bastard bailiffs.
We inbred aristos know all about debt. Been maintaining the life accustomed by mortgageing or flogging orf parts of the ancestral pile for decades. Return on capital is the old life blood. Though, fair play he volunteered, me butler’s arse too old to go on the game again. So something has to go. Me Bollinger or me Bentley?
Who can deny an old sportsman down on his luck. Any of you cunts lend me a tenner?
Sir Limply, I’m distressed that a scion of a noble house is down at heel. I have a few Albanian groats in my underpants. I’ll send them along. Should be enough to buy a brace of Albanian prostitutes.
Old aristos are by definition “down at heel”. Badge of honour donchaknow. Difference between down at heel and arse out me trousers which it will be shortly if interest rates stay this low. Retract what I said about stuffing me wad up the memsahib’s fanny. Will wait for the new plastic notes before I do that.
You know why these cunts are smart? Because they didn’t go to Tipton Secondary Modern. The only smart cunt there was the janitors’ cat. At least the cat could count to three. But only if you got to count the jumps when you put ‘fluffy’ on a hot plate- fucking physics and biology, combined class.
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Tipton, that fucking explains it. What a fucking shit hole. No wonder you moved 🙂
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Tipton is indeed one big cunt of tip along with dudley and wolverhampton
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I’ve just taken a moment to sit here and think, ‘who is a cunt, of all the people over the years who you have despised, who do you think is the biggest cunt of them all?’
And there’s one name who has beaten them all, consistently over the decades….
Selena Scott.
she makes my fucking skin crawl to this day.
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That cunt Julian Assange makes my skin crawl.
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Jamie fucking Oliver. Just thinking his fucking name makes me want to kill the cunt. No, really.
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With all due respect Dan I think you’ll find the disgusting, evil, old fascist, lying scumbag, eats his own poo shitface IDS is the biggest cunt on the planet. Selena Scott maybe a cunt but is nowhere near the level of Iain Drunken-Shits. Will anyone ever out cunt the bald genocidal, narcissistic wank stain? Unlikely. I can’t see how it can be done.
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Then I present to you a Mr Ed Milliband.
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Hey stop stealing my term, “wank stain” London cunt. Oh ok you cunt. Xxx kisses.
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This is my latest nomination:
Mark Carney
Mark Carney is a pinch faced Canadian cunt dedicated to torpedoeing interest rates and destroying me savings. Get a better return by stuffing me dosh up the memsahib’s fanny.
Hand picked by Osbourne therefore must be a major cunt – and the tosser costs us £11000 a month rent on top of a £874000 pa salary plus perks.
The main result of this ex Goldman Sachs wanker’s low interest rate policy is to spawn a new nation of fucking estate agents (up 77000 this year) and spawn another housing bubble. Bubbles burst and when they do they are full of bastard bailiffs.
We inbred aristos know all about debt. Been maintaining the life accustomed by mortgageing or flogging orf parts of the ancestral pile for decades. Return on capital is the old life blood. Though, fair play he volunteered, me butler’s arse too old to go on the game again. So something has to go. Me Bollinger or me Bentley?
Who can deny an old sportsman down on his luck. Any of you cunts lend me a tenner?
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Sir Limply, I’m distressed that a scion of a noble house is down at heel. I have a few Albanian groats in my underpants. I’ll send them along. Should be enough to buy a brace of Albanian prostitutes.
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Old aristos are by definition “down at heel”. Badge of honour donchaknow. Difference between down at heel and arse out me trousers which it will be shortly if interest rates stay this low. Retract what I said about stuffing me wad up the memsahib’s fanny. Will wait for the new plastic notes before I do that.
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