Catch a villain? They would not know how. Too busy going on a course (but not on catching villains), taking a sabbatical or going sick and pulling a health and safety scam. Oh they can pull over my old Bentley after I’ve had a few sherberts just because the cunts don’t like the colour of my nose yet merrily wave past yahoo fuckcunts up to the eyeballs on chemicals. Or carloads of Romanian cuntbeggarthieves full of underage prostitutes. Their human rights be fucked.
Thing is old Gussie, the black sheep of the family, has never had an easier time of it. Can inject what he likes, can shag what he likes, can embezzle what he likes. His human rights donchaknow. Thinking about it Stoke family buggery has gone out of fashion rather. No need to pay off plod anymore. Family rights and all that. Bit of a bore.
The cunts have corrupted corruption.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke