Piranha is a rip-off website design company based in Gibraltar.

Want a copied free template site rebranded with your logo for a hefty price-tag? Want a site built on their own platform so that you can never export the code you’ve paid for? Want to deal with a web company that doesn’t even understand DNS? Want them to host your site on the cheapest bandwidth-throttled budget servers imaginable but get charged for premium services?

Want a web company that doesn’t know about SEO? Want to get tied into contracts you can’t escape from? Want the hard sell from a slimy Managing Director? Want invoices before the job is completed? Want to have your domain and your code held hostage if you don’t keep shovelling money down their greedy throats? Want to go wildly over budget and under delivered? Want to be crushed by one of the worst business decisions you’ll ever make?

Want to start a project with a company you’ll quickly end up hating and resenting?

Then Piranha Design Group, Gibraltar, is the company you’re looking for. Enjoy.

Nominated by: Piranha Screwed Us With No Lube