Apparently made orf with about 200 schoolgirls. Now appreciate there’s a certain class of paedo cunt that is orf that persuasion (Sir Rolf, Jimmy, Maxie ect ect) and see that there could be a following for a freshly laundered school blouse in some circles, enough said, but abducting a whole school load of ‘em is hogging it rather and frankly asking for trouble. Needless to say Nigerian plod going round in circles looking to be bribed.
Heard the news announcer Johnny talking about Boko Harum – “A Darker Shade of Wog” – Well this is where the weird science comes in. Got duff ears so thought the geezer was talking about Procol Harum – ’60s band, one repetative hit “Whiter Shade of Pale” most people have heard orf, toured for decades, many different line ups, until really gave up the ghost around 2012. Had a few sherberts and zappo it came to me. Procol Harum = Boko Harum – one last tour, newish name, newish street cred lineup plus record to pay the care home fees. A certain, if somewhat risky, strategy to get publicity. Stranger things have happened
Thought the cunt was dead but still seems to be walking about. Dead man walking. Sounds like a good name for a thrash metal band
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke