*Cue ‘Jaws’ soundtrack* dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum dur dum

Yes just when you thought it was safe to go back onto Youtube, up pops Meghan ‘Duchess of Deceit’ Markle’s first ever podcast interview with some slightly odd
and creepy American woman by the name of Jamie Kern Lima. And yes, it really is every inch the smarmy West Coast cringefest you’d expect it to be.

Little Miss Sparkle is, of course, every bit the self-obsessed fake we’ve come to expect, spewing out her usual word salad in that insufferably oily voice; ‘I know that I’m a great friend, I know the kind of mom I am, I know how I show up, and I love being able to be that person burble blah’. Lima chips in with vacuous comments like ‘I’m getting emotional right now’ (aren’t we all dear).

Or how about ‘it’s not about the grandeur of a gesture. It’s about I see you. I’m nurturing you and I see you so deeply and I love being able to see your growth’ from Meagain. ‘I have full body chills right now’ twitters Lima.

Oh there’s more of this airheaded, self absorbed nonsense; MUCH more, but I’ll leave you to seek it out for yourself if you’re interested and think you can stand it. Meantime, here’s a teaser to put you in the mood. I warn you however that your most likely reaction is a headlong rush to get your head over the loo before you barf. It’s the expected reaction to the sight of watching two of the phoniest, least likeable, least self- aware and most up themselves people imaginable vying to be the biggest cunt in the room.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Move over, Katie Price.

This … creature … is part of the same species as you are, cunter, ..who has taken cosmetic surgery to the Nth degree in the pursuit of – get this – ‘artistic expression’. Of course there are a lot of cunts out there out-uglying each other in the pursuit of notice. There was the cunt who had his tongue bisected at one stage for example. So, .. as usual, some other cunt appears on the scene willing to go one further, .. and in this case lop the old schnozz off. Yup.

2000AD aficionados might remember Feek the Freek. There’s also the victim from Se7en that symbolised ‘pride’.

What’s scarier than someone so clearly mentally ill being accepted by a surgeon, is that she (or ‘it’) has tens of thousands of online followers. A percentage of which are wanking over the likes, presumably. None of YOU lot, once exposed to the horror, hopefully.

Yuck.

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Nominated by : Cuntemall

You might remember that I commented on the Vets nomination, that was posted recently about taking my dog to the vets for a 6 monthly health check?
No? No matter. Anyway, he needs a dental, so he was booked in for today, Friday 9th May. So, he was starved from 10pm last night and denied water from 7am today.

Now, keep in mind he’s had the same vet since I got him in 2019, as a rescue from Gran Caneria, and he had a dental 7 days after I got him, and they are aware he’s a rescue from there.

He’s also been at the vets, end of March, in pain. At no point has anyone asked me if he’s been tested for Brucellosis, not 2 weeks ago at his health check and booking him in for the dental, nor this morning as I signed the consent form.

So, I had to collect him from the vets, hours after I dropped him off, untreated until the results of the fucking £107 blood tests come back!

Rinse you? Your aren’t joking, then they wring you out!

No link, but I’ll find summat.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Christ, these cunts are deluded.
Di they genuinely believe that voters are going to yet again fall for the bullshit theyre peddling?

They had a massive majority.
And did nothing.
The grooming gangs happened under their watch,
They did nothing.

The asylum scum was under their watch,
They did nothing.

The green energy bollocks started under them,
They embraced it.

They shoed in a diversity hire as Prime Minister.
Once hed gone they put another one in the driving seat!!

Now theyre calling out the policies they started.
And wondering why Reform Uk has stolen most of its voters.

I hope these treacherous cunts dwindle and die as a party.

We could bring back Boris?

The only way i want to see that cunt is stood on the gallows asking for mercy on his soul.

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Nominated by : Miserable Northern cunt

Seeing pictures of V.E day made me feel rather nauseous.
Nothing to do with the bravery, heroism and sacrifice those wonderfully courageous men displayed 80 years ago.
No, it was seeing those disgusting royal parasites lording it over the plebs from the safety of the Buckingham Palace balcony that made my gorge rise.
Seeing the anachronistic jug-ears and baldilocks standing there looking preposterous in their unearned military finery whilst ex-servicemen die of exposure and substance addiction enrages me no end.
There’s always plenty of money to put sponging dinghy scum up in the finest hotels so why isn’t that money used to support people who have directly served their country?
Because we have communists and quislings running things, that’s why.
I was hoping that the balcony would collapse, killing the whole lot of them and Britain could move on without these posh, dole-dossing benefit scroungers who have never known a second’s hardship or done a real day’s work in their worthless lives.
Fuck them.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt Engine.