Gay Penguins

adopt egg

Degeneracy is contagious.
FACT.

Now its speead to the avian world.
Gay couple Scampi and Flounder have adopted a egg.
And plan to raise it as their own.

These Elton and David of the zoo are no role model for impressionable eggs.

Swanning about in a tuxedo, camp walk, but are sick at the taste of fish.
Preferring frankfurters.
The worlds full of them!
Just be careful out there and never, NEVER pppppp pick up a penguin.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern cunt.

The Government’s Secretive ‘Islamophobia Working Group

is a cunt.

Free Speech Union newsletter:

“As reported by the Telegraph, I’ve written to Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner to raise serious concerns about the fact that the government’s new Islamophobia Working Group is operating behind closed doors, with all advice to ministers marked ‘not to be made public’. That’s completely at odds with the government’s own rules on transparency and public engagement.

Worse still, a ‘call for evidence’ intended to inform the group’s work was launched without any public notice and only came to light after a leak, having been quietly circulated to a hand-picked collection of interested parties.

I’m also concerned about the group’s composition. Of the five members whose names have been made public, most have endorsed the extremely broad definition that an All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims came up with in 2018. As I said in my letter, this is like appointing a panel of vegans to give objective advice on national dietary guidelines.

If that definition – or one like it – is adopted by the group, even in a non-statutory form, it could very easily become a de facto speech code for public authorities, stifling legitimate discussion and eroding the boundaries of lawful expression.

I’ve asked the Deputy Prime Minister to disclose the group’s full membership, publish the advice she’s received so far and explain how she intends to reconcile the current process with a commitment to free speech. I’ve threatened to take legal action against her if that’s not forthcoming.

Our demands feel especially urgent given the timing. The group’s secretive call for evidence emerged on the very day that Baroness Casey published her audit into the grooming gangs scandal. One of her central findings was that the abuse of thousands of vulnerable girls – often by groups of Asian Muslim men – continued for so long because officials were afraid to speak out, silenced by a culture of political caution and fear of being labelled ‘Islamophobic’.

That mustn’t be allowed to happen again. And yet the APPG definition of Islamophobia has already been adopted by dozens of local authorities, including in areas directly affected by rape gang scandals. In several of these councils, it has been incorporated into internal disciplinary codes, meaning staff face formal investigations if they refer to the ethnic or religious background of the perpetrators. The APPG’s guidance expressly lists as an example of Islamophobic “tropes” the claim that Muslim men have targeted white girls in grooming gangs – the very pattern Baroness Casey’s audit identified, and which victims and whistleblowers fought for years to expose.

Needless to say, the FSU is also preparing a formal response to the accompanying call for evidence and would urge any members who wish to contribute to do so.”

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Nominated by Shit Cake Baker.

Tiktok (4)

My nom is “Fuckin Tik Tok” (excuse my language)
Tik Tok, the only social media platform that ” bans people” for having an opinion, or even dares to go against one of their “creators” for, basically creating fuck all.

I disagree= banned, your opinion went against one of our “creators”. Freedom of opinion doesn’t count in the interests of making money. Fuck right off Tik Tok

boredpanda

Nominated by Lord of the Cunts Link from Sam Beau.

Mongs who phone up talk TV

are cunts.

As the only vaguely right-wing station in the country, I enjoy listening to Talk TV when I’m up and down the length and breadth of Wales doing my job, joyously ignoring 20mph signs and hearing someone actually say that the majority of kidrapers are PARKIES.

BUT, when they take calls, it’s always, um, er, um, can you hear me, um, cough, cough, er…

IF YOU’RE NOT READY OR ABLE TO SPEAK THEN FUCK THE CUNT OFF.

May I strongly second this nomination?. I have been listening to Mike Graham each morning, apart from each caller sounding like an outraged Tommy Trinder (you don’t remember him? – “you lucky people!”) sounding like a taxi driver with piles, you have to put up with dreadful adverts for Morrisons and numerous car insurance companies (gabble, gabble, terms and conditions apply……”), bingo adverts that are so patronisingly lowbrow, each caller has to ingratiate himself “wonderful programme, Mike. best on radio”, “Bless you”.

I had to give it up this morning. I will be listening to Paul Temple at 6 in the morning now on Radio 4 Xtra – peter Coke & Marjorie Westbury sometime in the 1950s, when a killer would at least say “excuse me” before he shot you with a sawn-off shotgun.

I only listen to “Plank Of the Week” on Talk normally (“TOOOORRRKK” in stentorian tones every fucking ten minutes). My advice is to watch it on You Tube on Saturday mornings because all the adverts are edited out. This past few weeks have been intolerable at 6 a.m.

Really good nomination WUTARWACIA!

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Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm seconded by W C Boggs. Link by Sam Beau.

Left Wing Labour MPs

I will never defend Two Tier – to me he is an ignorant, vacuous, stupid, no-nothing, know your place little turd (as Alan Simpson and Ray Galton might have put it). I would do nothing to save him, but, since he gave way to the left last week on benefits they now demand more. Specifically, some of the usual arsehole suspects like Andy Slaughter, John McDonnell and Dick Burgon are “demanding” that he allows Palestinian refugees to be given asylum in the UK. What planet are they living on?. Certainly not this small island. Haven’t we got enough rubber dinghy shit here already, with many more to come this week?:

Seconded by Odin

You have to be on a different level of stupid to want any of the Pali scum here.

There is a reason why Syria, Egypt, Lebanon and Jordan don’t want them either.

Because they’re terrorists.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.