Old Moaners


Moaning old cunts.

Are, well, Cunts!

Growing up, if a ball strayed into the wrong garden the house owner would threaten to stab it next time it fell in although no balls were ever stabbed, but old Jimmy over the fence got more and more beetroot coloured every time.

Now we have codgers moanning about the mere sound of people exercising/having a laugh instead of being out stabbing each other.

Now I have never and will never played Padel, or tennis in my life, Badminton is a real mans sport.

But old farts comparing a ball and bat to the somme, I just wish they lived near me so they could compare my summer bbq smoke and jungle music with a tribal feast which lasts 48 plus hours, and tell them they are next on the grill if they have anything to say about it.

Telegraph.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Raiders of the Private Pension Pots [2]


Some of you may remember a nomination of mine, published on February 14th this year. No, don’t worry, I’ve attached a link to it, because I’m lovely like that!

Raiders of the Private Pension Pots.

Anyway, I came across this.

London Loves Business.

For those of you who can’t be arsed a brief summary.

“The UK Treasury is reportedly preparing to formalise an agreement that would see Pension Funds commit a significant slice of their assets – up to 10% – into private markets, with 50% required to be channelled in UK investments.”

This comes with the warning that, if firms don’t comply, the Government may legislate to force the move.

Today, businesses. Tomorrow private savings accounts.

It’s well worth reading the entire article, btw.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

NHS [32] Management


While the NHS in general is an amazing thing at point of service, IF you can get the service before you keel over and become an organ donor.

But what the hell did I just read?!

Telegraph Link

Cleaners and cooks and porters and nurses and even doctors work hard to crack on with a smile, held back by upper management and government with budget issues (largely wasted on useless management positions and prioritising treatment of our boat friends who have never paid a penny in national insurance) and what appears to be actively seeking to piss off the staff and patients alike.

Here we have NHS bosses lowering the age of “gender dysphoria” for toddlers.

Parents/doctors encouraging this…. NHS oven.

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Posted in NHS

The Genius of Building 1.5 Million New Homes


The geniuses who are in charge of building 1.5 million houses (because of course nobody’s been building any houses in this country for the last 20 years have they??!!!! 🤔) that have decided they are going to build the majority of them on flood plains.

None of them can see a flaw in this cunning plan of course. There’s a reason why no houses have been built on them before. The clue is in the name.

Over a decade ago, the Government (running out of other people’s money again), decided they couldn’t afford to pay the huge subsidies to insurance companies for offering cover to owners of property in the ” flood risk areas”. At that time the insurance companies threatened to withdraw cover because of this.

Well anyone who has ever tried to get a mortgage knows that no insurance = no mortgage.

By the way this government and previous governments do give subsidies to insurance companies to cover these houses which is one of the reasons that your premiums go up every year.
Why is it my responsibility to fix and pay for their fucking problems?
They don’t fix or pay for mine.

So how long then before about 75% of these properties become either:
1) unsaleable?
or
2) condemned?

They’ll only be like Barratt Homes/Persimmon
Contractors will cut corners to get them built in time and never come back to do any “snagging”. There’s bound to be all sorts of “surprises” for anyone who buys and moves into them.

As usual it’s yet another short term solution. That’s right. Kick the can down the road for the tax payer to pick up the bill in 20 years time.

Naaaah it’ll be fine 🤨🤨

As a wise man once said “This country is finished”

Telegraph.

The people of Fishlake are more likely experts on this than anyone in government past or present

Independent.

Nominated by : Harold

Cherri-Ann Austin-Saddington


Cherri-Ann Austin-Saddington.
Should be cunted for the name alone.

This daft cow was a prison officer at HMP The Verne in Portland, who became infatuated with a prisoner.

It’s not all bad, the fellow in question was a rapist and had sexually assaulted a child, so a good role model to her three kids.

She had got pregnant by him and lucky for the baby had a miscarriage..

Prince charming got transferred to another prison and she visited him with a empty calpol syringe so she could inseminate herself with the sperm he had wrapped in clingfilm.. what geniuses.

It was discovered during a pat down which also found she had no knickers on..

Apparently her probation period was extended because she was suspected of having a relationship with two other prisoners.
What does it take to get sacked..

I’m presuming she won’t get prison time on the basis she is a woman with kids..
Time to end this daft experiment of women in male prisons. Or is that sexist..

LBC News Link

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt