Today whilst at home, I’ve had to listen to an absolute fucking cacophony of badly behaved fucking brats squealing, screaming, screeching
bawling, shouting and crying and it’s doing my fucking head in.

The worst is the brat in the next block over, i may have mentioned it in my ‘door slammers’cunting.
It barks like a dog, squeals like a stuck pig and wails and screeches and screams like a fucking banshee.

And then there are parents outside sometimes encouraging them, the other day there was a bunch of the brats outside who all got too exited
and simaltaneously started screaming the place down.

They are not necessarily always outside in the open but perhaps actually inside the flat. There’s more than one, and i’m sure they set one another off.
There are also youngsters that get ferried to school and back, they can’t even go the fifty yards to the car or house when coming or going
without announcing themselves at the top of their lungs, every single fucking day.

Fucking parents, fucking kids, give me strength.

I’m an easy going person who never starts or seeks out conflict but by God these fuckers are going to get a foul mouthed tirade one day.
I keep saying to myself that its the fucking parents fault but maybe some kids are just fucking brats through and through.

I’m pissed off while writing this so i hope i don’t come across as too much of a cunt. (Some other cunt just slammed their door as well)

Soon be winter, closed windows and bad weather may help, another reason why i hate summer.

All i want is a bit of peace and quiet, not a fucking zoo

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Nominated by polite cunt

               (War Hero (Left), Despicable Greedy Cunt – Allegedly (Right))

This thieving strumpet pocketed £800,000 of what should of been charidee money.

She says she never made any money out of the charity, except the £85,000 a fucking year she was on. She also received £18,000 for being a judge on a panel at an award ceremony, although she only gave £2,000 to the charity.

Before that the greedy cunts applied for planning permission for an office or something and ended up building a luxury spa in the back garden of their £1.2m house,

Hopefully they’ll have to knock it down. Greedy cunts

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Pontius Cuntus

And a second cunting, this time from The Cuntster in Waiting

Hannah Ingram-Moore is a cunt.

The charity in her father’s name is currently being investigated by a statutory enquiry. She trousered £85,000 a year by the way, for being its so-called interim Chief Executive.

Her father wrote 3 books and in a forward to one of them he wrote “Astonishingly at my age, with the offer to write this memoir I have also been given the chance to raise even more money for the charitable foundation now established in my name.”

She now claims that the book money, c.£800k, is hers to keep.

What a fucking cunt she really is.

BBC News Link

Its not breaking news that women footballers love a good whine from equal pay to the wrong type of boots but here we go again. The Aston Villa women’s team have complained that their new kit retains sweat and is too “clingy”.

Serious stuff and a “big problem” according to BBC sports cunt Jacqui Oatley.

“You can imagine, as a female athlete, you have plenty enough to think about just being the best you can be on the football field without thinking about getting sweaty and your kit clinging to you. And, as we know, women are different specimens when it come to our bodies and can really affect us and how we perform if we’re constantly thinking about how we look, or a top might be clinging to our breasts and our body shapes”.

They couldn’t just go back to the manufacturer and say the product isn’t up to scratch and it needs redesigning, noooo, it has to be turned into some patriarchal conspiracy drama. Funny how some fucking fat ghetto walrus like Lizzo can writhe about on stage in a see through bodysuit and its “empowering” but sweaty football shirts are shameful?

Don’t sweat it ladies, no one is watching anyway….except maybe Clare Balding.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Traffic Cops!. Is a show that really boils my piss. Shown as a “New series” on one channel then repeated eight times a day on catch up and crime channels. I hope North Yorkshire Police got repeat fees?.

“The traffic cops hunt criminals using cloned number plates”….”A man steals a car and leads Traffic Cops on a dangerous chase…” . FFS… That’s what they are paid to do!. Then we have “ALL NEW TRAFFIC COPS”… FFS!. How can someone do a job as expected when a camera crew follows you around?. It would appear that one or two people featuring on the show should of joined RADA rather than a Police force.

In my humble opinion fly on the wall on TV series encompasses The Sweeney and X-DEPT (GMP 1990’s) after that it’s hallowed ground. That was back in the day when coppering was like it should be. Forget about T-PAC’s, rolling roadblocks or proactive pursuits,we need coppers we get out and have a swing with villains like coppers back in the day did. I know what I’d rather watch!… Namby pamby T-PAC’s or a good swing in a disused factory!.

I’m all for law and order and I think we’ve gone soft on crime… But PLEASE can we stop the repeated showings of Coppers doing what they are paid to do (Or Not!) and let then get on with fighting crime?

Rant over.. Over and out. (Charlie Uniform November Tango Sierra – NA)

Nominated by : Jack Regan

is a cunt. A fucking painful cunt.

I am certain that I won’t be the only cunter on here to suffer with this disease and maybe others may agree with my synopsis.

I have suffered for around twenty years with this painful cunt predominantly in my knees at first; probably from playing quite a lot of football.

However, it no longer just lives in my knees, I have 2 or 3 cortisone steroid injections in both each year and this does helps them. But no the bastard now affects my wrists fingers, (every fucking knuckle as what appears to be horns protruding from them) elbows and hips and fucking ankles.

Painkillers and anti inflammatory drugs help thank fuck.
I am now in my early sixties and will have to live with this pain for the rest of my natural.

Why cunt it today? simple reason it is now getting colder(fuck off global alarmists it is) and this makes it even worse.

On return from my early morning dog walk in a cold wind I fucked off back to bed for an hour because of the pain. This is not what I wish to do. I’d soon be playing golf.

Osteoarthritis it is a proper cunt. And I for one hate it.

academic

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.