Let’s have a through the looking glass cunting for even considering the idea that Yacht Girl/Duchess Meghan Markle could be the next Senator from California.
Dianne “Di Fi” Feinstein was recently called home to the nether reaches of Hades leaving a vacancy in the US Senate.. Having disgraced the Senate for over 30 years she spent the last couple of years…when she wasn’t falling down of forgetting where she was…peeing her Depends, while her staff spoon fed her baby food and wiped the drool from her chin.
By law California Governor “Gaslight” Gavin Newsome can appoint a successor for Die Fi until the next election which is in 2024. In fact this will be Gaslight’s second appointment as he appointed Kamala “Flat Back” Harris’s successor when she was sworn in as Vice Perpetrator of the United States.
And this is where Q List actress, the formerly Royal Concubine Meghan Markle comes in. Even before Old Flatback left office press reports indicated that the social climbing Duchess was lobbying for an appointment to her seat.
Published reports say that she had a 1 hour “introductory” conference call with Gashlight where she made her case for being the next Senator from California. Needless to say Gaslight was less than impressed.
But the determined Duchess would not give up. Reportedly she relentlessly harassed Gaslight forcing him to block her number and forbidding his staff to communicate with her in any manner whatsoever.
Gaslight may be an idiot but he’s not a fool and he appointed some Democrat hack Politician to fill Old Flatback’s seat.
But now there’s another seat to fill and Suitcase Girl wants it. Press reports say that Die Fi had not even taken her first sulphurous breath when the ambitious Duchess put forth her name for nomination. This time with the help of Feminazi Gloria Steinem who is influential in the Woke World that is California politics.
The problem is 3 other career politicians…all serving members of the House of Representatives want the job and have declared their candidacies and are actively campaigning.
To complicate things Gaslight has boxed himself in by vowing to appoint a Black Woman as a “caretaker” of the seat until the election is held and a replacement is elected.
There’s a whole separate and complicated story here but to cut to the chase, 2 candidates mentioned in the press as caretaker seat holders are Oprah Winfrey and Meghan Markle.
The very notion of a vacuous, self absorbed, professional victim like Meghan Markle being considered for an appointment to the US Senate should be anathema to any thinking human being.
But nonetheless, it’s out there. And that…the very notion of her being appointed…is what deserves cunting. Once again cunters, we are through the looking glass.
Gitchi Manitou save us all.
Shortly after posting this (rather brilliant) nomination (if I do say so myself) Gaslight Gavin Newsome appointed Laphonza Romanique Butler as Die Fi’s replacement.
Laphonza be da Boss of EMILY’s List. (Early Money is Like Yeast). A group o’ bitches dat ‘sport odder bitches who be runnin’ fo POE-litical office.
But dey only ‘sport bitches who be abortin’ dere babies…you know wot I’m sayin’ muh-fukker?
Mo on dis beyoch later.
Sorry Me-gain…you half white pretend sista…but La-PHON-zaaaaaaaaaa be blacker den yu!
Laphonza Ro-MAN-EEK Butler…muh-fukker!
The Admin Team can of course do as they see fit with my nom.
(Like they need my permission to post or bin.)
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Nominated by: General Cuntster
