Haiti- the proof against Wakanda

This week Haiti went tits up with 3000 prison inmates sprung from nick, swelling the ranks of gangs that are now in control of this tropical shit put.

The president Ariel Henry (?)
Has stepped down,
The police and army have lost control to the gangs and lost the airport and control of the streets.

The gangs are led by a man with the name ‘Barbeque’.

He’s now in control.
Haiti is a predominantly black country, led and governed by black Haitians.
The religion is Voodoo.

Looking to book a holiday?
I suggest you don’t.
It’s no Bounty bar advert.

It’s a fucked up , AIDS infested monkey world,
And one of the most dangerous places on the planet.

But if your murdered,
Chances are you’ll come back as a zombie.

CNN

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

(This will be the UK’s fault of course, according to the Guardian! – Day Admin)

Lazy Modern Society (2)

What a pile of cunt modern, human society is.

Cost of living crisis? What cost of living crisis is that then?

Where I live, every woman seems to drive an oversized fancy car (badly), has money for false lips, teeth and whatever else. Not only that but they and their fellas can also somehow afford 5 bedroom new builds.

I had the misfortune of making the mistake of calling in to my local chippy the other day for cod and chips (a rare expensive treat)

I wish I hadn’t though.

Got stuck in a queue losing the will to live, whilst every cunt was clutching lists ready to spunk a small fortune on chips with whatever.

Not only that but the phone in there was ringing off its tits with lazy idle greedy fucking cunts actually phoning up to place their orders before driving down in the electric car, blocking the roads before sending their obese offspring in to collect their high cholesterol lunches.

Get up, walk and queue you lazy, entitled selfish cunts.

Speaking of Junk Food, during a “cost of living” crisis, how come takeaways have never had it so good?

Houses and New Builds.

Every fucking square inch of green space in my town appears to be an excuse to build 5 and 6 bedroom houses for over paid selfish debt happy clowns to indulge themselves in.

Where are the environmentalists on this???

Natural habitat/wildlife destroyed on a daily basis yet they never seem to protest actual environmental vandalism and all they seem to be bothered about is “carbon emissions”

A three up three down isn’t enough to bring a family up in in 2024, seems that only a 5 bed new build with 5 en-suites will suffice.

And you can guarantee that they won’t speak to or even ever get to know the names of their neighbours.

The town centre is an absolute shit hole with abandoned shops and businesses, Pubs and Social Clubs are closing yet new builds are popping up everywhere on the outskirts where people live more insular lives with their 80″ plasma screen TVs and social media.

Their kids don’t even play out any more for fucks sake.

When Christmas comes around and these vacuous bell ends decide they want to frequent the pubs for their only night out of the year, they find that half the pubs have closed since they last went out.

People are generally so selfish these days, they wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
Money, Money, Money and social media status are the primary factors to most cunts.

Gone are the days of community spirit.

Sorry for the slightly erratic nature of this cunting but I really just fucking hate people.

A genuine virus which culls 90 percent of humanity would be a good start.

* Haven’t a link for this yet as I can’t particularly think or find one that’s appropriate.
It’s just more of an incoherent rant.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet

And on a slightly different topic, here’s one from Jeezum Priest

Idle Britain.

What the fuck is going on here?
Do young people think we are immortal, and are going to keep working and paying taxes to keep their idle arses in fags and beer for ever?

Well, you cunts, we’re going to die.

Then what?

As to the twat who claims to be getting over £1k per week, she’s lying, either to the press, the DWP, or she’s a trust fund baby.

Daily Mail

I hope a fucking meteor hits.

Lloyds Banking Group

Bank branch closures. Yes, I know, everyone banks online these days (I don’t) so what’s the need for them? More to the point, banks long ago gave up any pretense of offering a service to their customers. Closing branches cuts costs and boosts the bottom line, so suck it up Johnny Customer.

But here’s a really egregious example of shitting on your customers. The last two banks in Alnwick, Northumberland, namely Lloyds and Halifax, will close next year. So it’ll be stand in the Post Office queue for half an hour or travel 20 miles if you want face-to-face banking in a town with a population of 8,000, many of whom are retired and would not feel safe banking online. Furthermore, Alnwick serves a large rural hinterland with no other banks.

I must declare a personal interest here as I use both branches on occasions and my grandfather was manager of Lloyds in Alnwick. What really annoys me though is that Halifax is a subsidiary of Lloyds. So why not close one (they’re next door to each other) and offer to switch accounts to the one kept open? That way they’d keep people happy and probably retain their business. As the last bank in the town they might even gain some accounts from other banks – Barclays closed their branch just last year for example.

But no, they’re both going, sacrificed on the altar of the cashless society and the bottom line. The Banks won’t be satisfied until they’ve closed every branch in the country and those that rule us can then usher in the digital currency they desire and give themselves total control over our lives.

Fuck off Lloyds Banking Group, you cunts.

Chronicle Live

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Amazon (5) and their Inflated Product Prices

As an example, for a mere £8,581.62 you can snap up this bargain …

Amazon

I`m afraid I could not do justice to the description of the above item in the link, so I leave it to the sellers themselves. Here is the genuine unabridged copy …

About this item
Prism material: rubber + optical glass+metal;magnification:25-75X;Size:615*90mm;Specification:20-75*60;exit pupil distance:53MM;exit pupil diameter:2.6MM;
Function: portable, durable, good light transmission high definition;
all-optical glass lens full surface multi-layer broadband coating the image is not distorted and not distorted the viewing is pleasing to the eye the lens is super strong Light transmittance and concentrating function make it visible in low light.
Features: ultra-clear focus in the field of view; lightweight pocket-sized binoculars for birdwatching nature viewing, stargazing, show concert or other outdoor activities enjoyed by adults or children
Applicable environment: Stargazing, bird-watching, hunting, nature viewing, outdoor activities, mountaineering, tourism.

1. The refractor has a strong focal length, a large field of view, and a strong resolution. Multilayer optical coating Refractive optical system high light transmittance, and enhanced image brightness and clarity. Aluminium tripod

2. It is very suitable for astrometric work, and it performs well in observing the moon, planets, and binary stars. Easy to observe the ground view, very suitable for enlarged photography of the moon and planets

3. The telescope is suitable for beginners or children. It is easy to install and observe for beginners. It will encourage children to like learning space, get close to nature and stay away from electronic products. And provide a wonderful holiday or birthday gift idea for children who like science and astronomy.

4. The telescope provides our customers with a 24-month warranty. If you have any questions about quality after receiving this space telescope, please contact us for the first time. We provide a high standard of 24/7 customer service, and will do our best to solve it for you until you are satisfied.

Sadly, no reviews for the product, although the seller has attracted one notable rating …

Seller Rating

So what are you waiting for? Get buying !!!

AP News

The Standard

Nominated by: Sam Beau 

Mark Drakeford (6) Cunt or Not a Cunt?

Mark Drakefuck is a complete cunt,

This useless cock womble is defending one of his many bad decisions, this one in particular is the one that has made this wizened, dusty old fuck the most hated man in Wales.

20mph speed limits, what the fuck did he expect, now that rather than being given his marching orders by the voters, he has decided to try and slither away like the fucking trouser snake he is.

How do these retards find themselves in potions where they can make important decisions, Drakefuck should be sat by the sunny window with his Crayola collection and a colouring book, bet the useless oxygen thief couldn’t even stay inside the lines.
Good riddence I say, the fuck knuckle won’t be missed, fuck off and stay retired….

BBC News

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

However in the interests of balance, here’s an uncunting for Drakeford courtesy of Sam Beau

BBC News

I have had the misfortune to visit local A&E over the last few years (through no fault of my own), and this is absolutely the case. Scratters and scrotes treat hospitals as their personal B&Bs

That`s it.