So pisspoor excuse for a boxer Audley Harrison is going to be paid his purse from the David Haye fight.
Apparently he’s delighted and said he will put it in his handbag along with his make-up and tampons, the useless wet cunt.
Roy Hodgson, the worst ‘pool manager since Michael Barrymore,
is a sacked today useless cunt.
Ricky Pointing is a gobby, gum chewing, finger-pointing, umpire disputing cunt.
Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)
In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said “put him on a ship, to the convict colony”
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
The Australian cricket team are all out for 98 useless cunts.
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate
and she moaned and she groaned
as she took it up the billabong
I’ve Shagged Matilda and so has my mate.
