What a pile of Cunt.

The PM that no one voted for is going to the polls ? this would normally be a time to rejoice an opportunity to get shut of a spineless back stabbing clueless multi millionaire. The sad truth is what fucking choice do the people actually have ?

Elect this clueless Cunt or Dame starman and his bunch of woke idiots. Or maybe a hung parliament. Deep joy.

Whatever happens Britain ?? is fucked. More invaders from France in small boats. More protests. More woke trans shit. The election will not change a thing. Parliamentary democracy what a joke.

Me I’m going to look to go on holiday before flying becomes outlawed for us plebs.

One other thing 6 weeks of this shit in the news. Give us a break.
Elections I’ve shit em

GB news

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

Black jesus has risen again..
The human knife block is back in the news..

Less effort has been used in the JFK assassination, than the money and resources for one dead nìĝĝèŕ..

Worn carpet head doreen isn’t happy,”there’s a surprise”.

The coppers in charge of the case won’t face criminal charges, never mind it was only 10 million down the toilet..

So cue Laurence Fishburne’s , bewilderment, disappointment and anger.
” and the publics too”..

Sorry to break it to you, the general public don’t give a fuck..
We are sick to death of entitled, arrogant race baiting cunts like you..

Just keep collecting your house of Lords money you don’t deserve, and shut the fuck up..

Daily Fail

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

the bland and as clear as a turd filled bog leader of the opposition (well for now).

Cue load of cock waffle about not raising tax on working people and waffle about what is a working person. Ffs they are going to be running (into the ground probably) the UK most likely and they can’t decide what a working person is.

That said this non entity had a few issues about defining a woman a while back, well I’ll happy define Sir Beer Korma breaker of lockdown rules and bland nonentity as a cunt.

X twitter

Nominated by Paul Goddard link by Barry zuckercunt.

Anyone who has been through surgery will know that one of the worst things is waking up feeling l thirsty and not being allowed anything to drink. This happened to me last week and it was an absolute cunt aggravated by the fact they knocked me out first thing Monday morning and didn’t wake me up until Wednesday afternoon. Anyway I have never craved anything so much as a glass of water. It got me thinking that no-one should have to go through that on a regular basis and yet there are parts of the world where it is seen as a luxury .

Would someone be kind enough to do a link? I couldn’t do one even before I was taken poorly.

Not A Cunt – The Royal Papworth where I am currently residing .

webmd.com

Nominated by Wanksock.

So the story goes something like this. A woman, known only as CL, sued her ex-boyfriend, known only as HG, for damages/expenses over what she alleges was a broken promise or several.

While they were still a couple, CL had arranged to attend a concert with friends which involved a flight and being away from home for a period of time. To facilitate this, HG agreed to take CL to the airport and stay at her place to look after her dogs while she was away. OK, fair enough. But before this took place they broke up. Permanently. They were already living separately and for whatever reason ended their relationship of 6 and a half years. Oh dear, how sad.

On the day of CL’s flight however, HG failed to show up at her place for the airport run and subsequently did not stay at her place to look after her dogs. Why would he? They were no longer a couple. This caused inconvenience and additional expense for CL for which she then sued HG for compensation. Can you believe this shit?

Knowing any promises or arrangements made before the breakup were likely to be off the table post breakup, CL could have (and should have) made alternative arrangements. But no. She assumed HG was a fucking mug and would give up his free time to help someone with whom he was no longer involved.

Let’s examine the logic here. There are 3 possible ways (living) people can end a relationship.

1. Both parties mutually agree to go their separate way. Rare I know, but it happens. In which case, make your own arrangements CL and get on with your life.
2. CL breaks up with HG. He’s now upset and much less inclined to do her any favours. In which case, make your own arrangements CL and get on with your life.
3. HG breaks up with CL. She’s been given her marching orders. In which case, make your own arrangements CL and get on with your life.

We now live in a world where everything has to be done according to your wishes regardless and if it isn’t, it gets legal. Wow! One assumes that at some point during their relationship CL promised to take it in every hole whenever it took HG’s fancy. Now that’s not happening, presumably he can sue her for the cost of top shelf hookers who will.

Sky news

Nomination by Imitation Yank.