Question Time

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Fucking cunting BBC snowflake propaganda shite makes me froth every time I catch it but once I start watching it it’s like a car crash. I shouldn’t look but I do.

Tonight it is a panel of super cunts, They are coating off the president elect like he is a nobody. Antagonise the man that could give us a better future outside thr cunt EU why not.

They sit there and peddle the same old shite, Trump and Farage are Hitler and anyone voting UKIP is a paid up Nazi.

The audience is practically in tears because they say that Muslims have a bad press because of Trump and Farage, totally forgetting the reality of why Islam has an iffy reputation and that those reasons predate Trump, Farage.

There are many more reasons to cunt QT the biggest tonight is the uber cunt Tim Farron, lapping up applause from the carefully hand picked audience like he is the messiah. Wait till the next election Tim and then you wil maybe understand how popular you are you low life snake.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Luminous coloured hair

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Cunts with luminous coloured hair are… well…. cunts…

Usually student cunts, these knobheads walk around with ridiculous glow in the dark barnets, thinking they are ‘cool’ and ‘different’ when they look like twats and part of some crazy religious cult…. I’ve seen pink, green, purple,and yellow headed wankers, but most of them are that ludicrous blue or turquoise shade… Do they realise what complete twats they look?!

It’s usually girls (still cunts), but yesterday I saw a lad (for want of a better word) with luminous light blue hair… Student twat with his stupid accent and his ‘No To Brexit’ badge and loads of twatty sew-on patches on his jacket… No memorial poppy though, the ignorant little turd…

I think the UK is fucked either way… Even with (or without, Miller you cunt?) Brexit the future for this land is either (ahem!) ‘migrants’ or chinless cunts like that student twat….

Nominated by: Norman

The office Christmas party

I would like to give the good old Office Christmas Party a sound cunting.

My work had it’s outing last Friday – I didn’t go. Today I have had to hear all about it. The usual weirdo cunt taking hundreds of photos uncomfortably close-up so he can post them on Facebook later. The usual grudge that has been brewing all year resulting in the cunts having a brawl when they’ve had sufficient booze. Manager cunts spying on everyone from the corner. The office slappers dangling their tits in front of any new male employee. Piss poor buffet food being picked up and put down at least four times before it gets eaten.

Today I learned also which cunt is now not speaking to that other cunt because of something they said or did on Friday night..what a monumental sack of boring festering old cunt!

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

Louise Haigh, MP

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I see another cuntress has just opened their ugly gob. Step forward Louise Haigh, MP for Sheffield. Cunty bitchpants wants Britain First classed as a terror organisation and banned from any democratic elections.

Where the fuck do these cunts keep coming from?

Nominated by: Gingers Ballsac

Lanyards

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Can I cunt lanyards? Especially people who go shopping with there lanyards flapping around there necks thinking it makes them look important while reaching for shit role off a shelf in Asda.

I have the misfortune of wearing a lanyard for my job and it makes me feel like a fucking branded animal, I try and stuff it in my pocket but get told to wear it by my arsehole shite business manager (whatever the fuck that means) he’s useless cunt. I never where my lanyard outside work cos why the fuck would I be wanting to be reminded about the shit hole that I work at in my own time, so I HATE LANYARDS

Nominated by: Harry Balls