Gordon Brown [12]

Gordon Brown is and will for ever be a cunt. He has warned that the UK may hit a ‘crisis point next summer’ as we get closer to brexit. He maintains there may be a possibility we will not leave the EU, (not if he has his way).

He is not advocating a second referendum (yet) but says there ‘may be scope for a reassessment ‘ when we all realise what silly boys and girls we’ve been in voting to leave an Orwellian super – state in the making. Apparently we could change our minds when we are generously supplied with ‘ new evidence ‘ which proves we were foolish cunts in wanting to be an independent, sovereign nation, making our own way in the world, making our own laws and developing our democracy as a free independent people.

This evidence will apparently be the realisation that we will be getting a shit deal, will not be controlling our own borders, we’ll still be under the cosh of the ECJ and we won’t be controlling our own trade……. In other words, project fear 2.0. Right………

Fuck right off Gordon, you wonky eyed, baggy arsed, fucking useless sack of Scottish shit. How dare you pontificate on anything when you were fucking useless at everything you did whilst in government. Selling gold at rock bottom, trawling the world for immigrants, shelling out vast sums for workshy bastards, the infamous ‘ bigoted woman’ comment which showed your utter contempt for ordinary working folk, allowing the banks to shaft everybody and his brother to the point of economic disaster, prattling on about ‘Prudence’, who ended up raped and slaughtered, support for the Iraq war, etc. etc. etc.

This fucking under achiever should be tied to a stake at low tide. Hirers of deckchairs and ice cream sellers would have a field day as the moon’s magnetic pull worked its magic.

He is just another cunt who can’t accept democracy, we voted leave and will accept nothing less.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Michael McIntyre [2]

Perhaps it is an age thing. I find Michael McIntyre deeply unfunny, his humor being banal and childish. Staggering to think he was the highest earning comedian in the world in 2012, his tour grossing £21m!!

He describes himself as being a bit like Marmite. Brown (or more orange really) and a bit like shit? Of the Seasoned campaigners Lee Mack always good for a giggle, as is Sean Lock and Mickey Flanagan (in my humble opinion) however the up and coming comics of today (such as Jack Whithall have nothing new to say, it is too safe, and leaves me completely cold.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Steven Moffat [2]

Steven Moffat is still a ginormous cunt…

The pube headed one has now told Doctor Who fans who have complained about the all new feminazi PC lady Doctor to ‘Shut the hell up!’…. The arrogance of this wankstain is astounding…. Openly refers to himself as the ‘Showrunner’ of Doctor Who… Not even the infamous John Nathan Turner did that… Moffat also seriously believes his convoluted PC obsessed dogdirt has made the show better and that every event or story in history, time and space featuring blacks, gays, wimmin and lezzzas is plausible…

I wouldn’t blame Capaldi one bit if he decked this smug self satisfied spunkbubble, for ruining the chance of a lifetime and destroying a TV legend into the bargain…

And that Gatiss is a cunt and all….

Nominated by Norman

I’m praying the new ultra PC doctor Who takes a huge ratings hit, Moffatt is a 24 carat cunt, nothing would please me more than to see this once brilliant TV programme spectacularly bomb!….
Watch the shit stains over at the guardian and the not so big up the new series of DW for all their worth….As a poster said In a previous thread ” you can tie a bow around it but it’s still a turd”….

Nominated by Quislings

Political correctness [3]

Surely political correctness is due another cunting. PC sums up everything that is shit about modern society and is responsible for half the shit that gets cunted on here.

Can’t chat up a girl without being accused of being a sex pest….thank PC.

Can’t wave an English flag without offending Muslims…..PC.

Don’t fancy getting fucked by another man and have the bad taste to mention it? PC.

Overloaded with all the gender bending nutcases swamping the news and social media? PC.

The list goes on and on with no end in sight. Literally one of the worst things to happen to society and if PC could be embodied in person it would match a stadium full of Tony Blairs for sheer volume of cuntitude. Argh!!!!!

Nominated by McBastard

jobsworth security guards

I’d like to cunt jobsworth security guards, now being a lorry driver who has spent the last month working nights, I’ve started coming across these wastes of skin more often recently. Think they can treat you like a cunt because they have the power to open the gate, even though you have to go in because well it’s the job, I can’t deliver if he doesn’t let me in, wanker!

Security guards and traffic wardens have a chip on their shoulder because they were too stupid to join the police

Nominated by Mr Cuntypants