Boy George [3]

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Besides being a cunt in his own right, Boy George can now be seen as the prototype for all the trannies who are “invading my space” in our current fucked up world.

Back then we sang along to his simple tunes, smiled at his blatant poofery and thought it was just simple “entertainment “. How wrong we were!

Now we know we are all “homophobes”…..”transphobes”….and, if they happen to be black, racists obviously.

I’m having second thoughts about this nomination. To be honest I don’t think George has the brains to have foreseen the shit world he helped to create, but he’s still a cunt anyway.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Dead Pool [81]

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Congratulations to Shaun i.e me who has scored yet another Deadpool victory by picking the Fall frontman Mark E Smith who died this morning aged 60 after suffering from ill health brought about by a lifetime of boozing and chainsmoking.

On to Deadpool 81.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Marieke Vervoot
Shane MacGowan
Dean Francis
Liam Miller

My camel is better looking than yours.

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Remember racehorse doping and greyhounds on steroids?

Well it seems beauty pageants are no longer immune to cheating.

We are used to Miss World, Miss Universe and their ilk but in Saudi Arabia they do not parade their women like that. Not wanting to miss out on beauty contests altogether, they have since 2000, held the annual camel beauty pageant. The festival also includes camel racing and camel milk tasting.

I guess it would be difficult to put a wife or five, or a daughter or a dozen, up for a beauty contest since they would all be wearing the same black sheet and pillow case emsemble. The bikini parade would be a tad difficult to judge under those circumstances.

Instead they enter their other prized possessions  – their camels. Thousands of camels are paraded at the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival to be judged on their shapely lips and humps. You can hear the leacherous remarks “Nice pair of humps on her!  Phooaaarrrrr”

The prize money totals a massive 40 million squids. That’s a lot of dosh for a smelly camel. With that kind of money on the line, the cheating A-rabs have been giving botox injections to inflate the lips, nose and jaws of their beasts. This year twelve camels were banned by the judges for cheating.

What next DD hump jobs for camels?

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Anne Widdecome

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Little old Ann Widdecombe fell foul of snowflake PC hysteria in the Big Brother House when she mentioned she was “uneasy” about Meghan Markle joining the Royal Family, saying “I think she’s trouble.”

Rachel Johnson asked her why she felt like that and Ann replied: “Background…attitude…I worry.”

Johnson then pointed out: “She’s older than him, she’s been married before…”

Ann replied: “I add it all up and I am uneasy, but there we go.”

Cue Twatter storm – that’s Raaaaaccisssst!!!!

Nominated by Shitcake Baker

Prince Harry [2]

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According to the BBC website Prince Harry has decided to bang his three brain cells of dubious parentage together and has developed a Social Conscience.

You might expect someone in his circumstances to thank their lucky stars that,being not overly blessed with intellect,he has found himself a comfortable job for life,but no. He wants to play a part in changing Society for fucks sake. Why can’t the cunt just spend his time getting pissed up or playing golf or opening new public bogs or bus stations?

It’s the fucking ingratitude of it that’s got on my tripe.

Nominated by Mary Hinge