are cunts.

Grief and sadness are part of life. They’re things we all experience at some stage in our lives. Well all except ‘celebrities’ and ‘personalities’ that is. It seems that they experience something altogether deeper and more profound. They suffer what is referred to as ‘heartbreak’.

Take ‘Tiny’ Alan Titchmarsh for example. He suffered a ‘heartbreaking’ farewell when leaving his family to pursue his career.

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Slebs are experiencing a lot of this ‘heartbreak’ by the looks of things. Just in the last couple of days, I’ve learned that Barbra Streisand has endured ‘a secret family heartbreak’. Golfer Rory McIlroy is being comforted by his family after ‘suffering heartbreak’ this year. Phil Collins’ daughter has forgiven him over ‘childhood heartbreak’. Shakira is now ‘having a good time’ after suffering ‘heartbreak’. Etc.

Not just individuals but groups can suffer. Poor old West Brom suffered ‘late heartbreak’ after recovering from a two goal deficit at Sheffield Wed, to lose 3-2;

You’d have be hard-hearted indeed if you didn’t feel for these poor souls. Still, something positive can emerge from such experiences. Take the case of singer Messina (me neither) who turned her ‘heartbreak’ into a country music album. There’s a positive for us as well; at least it makes a change from reading about ‘the night I nearly died’ by (enter sleb name here).

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

The Labour party are turning out to be a level of cunts not even expected by the most ardent cynics. When Labour “won” the election, I was prepared to give them a chance. I think the Tories have lost their way and there wasn’t a Reform candidate to vote for in my constituency.

But, for fuck’s sake, the level of sleaze and back-handers this lot are up for is even worse than the bad days of Major’s government. Starmer is breath-taking in his arrogance that he’s done nothing wrong. Clothes for his wife, a penthouse flat for his son to study in, and now we find out that he was at Lord Ali’s flat during lockdown – how he fucking went on about Johnson. Clothes and a flat for that slag rayner, some other Labour cabinet minister borrowing £1.2million form Ali as he was her best friend or some such shite. I don’t think I have any friends who would lend me over a million quid.

And now we have this:

GB news

Sounds like all that was missing was Barrymore and a swimming pool.

But following form this, there is a rumour that behind a lot of this is the fact that, allegedly, Starmer bats for the other side. That will go down well with his paki voters.

I’ll give the cunt until Christmas, and we may be looking at an election before Labour’s term is up.

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford.

is a cunt.

Following on from JP’s nom, “Scaremongering Click Bait Masquerading As News”, may I nominate the despicable Daily Mail?
This cunting could refer to any amount of shithousery in which this rag indulges, but the most annoying thing is how these wanker reporters phrase their headlines:
‘Fury as….’
Never irritation, never mild annoyance, always “Fury”.
‘Steps out’
Some celebrity cunt is seen walking normally and they’re “stepping out”.
‘Slammed’
Someone has a slightly controversial opinion about which some nonentity whinges.
‘Vile’
Anything nominally ‘right-wing’
And yet more I can’t be arsed to elaborate upon:
‘Here’s why’
‘Reveals’
‘Sparks online debate’
‘I’m an expert on xxxxxx’
‘Claps back’
‘Goes wild’
No link necessary, just go on their establishment boot-licking website and see all examples of the above on the main page

Nominated by Thomas the cunt engine.

is a cunt.
Cancelling bonfire night is a kick in the teeth to long dead but good cunt Guy Fawkes.

Manchester city council continues to cancels since pandemic long standing fireworks in favour of funding other ‘community’ events, I’m sure we can all take a guess who said community is who won’t understand the meaning of a non diwali firework on November the fifth.

Yes I’m sure there are a few on here who are anti firework for whatever reason and idiots with personal fireworks and no regard for safety or it being 3am deserve to have their fireworks inserted into every orifice they can be made to fit into before being lit but organised, safe noisy extravagance makes kids happy, does nobody any harm (you were well aware of the existence of fireworks before you got a dog) and I say to you, embrace your inner child and let fizz, whoosh and bang in celebration of Mr Fawkes and his failed plot, he was more right and more honourable than any MP has ever been.

Just another step in the loss of our own traditions I feel, and suspect they will soon be happy to fund a diwali firework spectacular.

Apologies in advance for the ad filled news link.

Manchester evening news

Nominated by Cunt of Peeblesshire.

is a cunt.

Currently £11.44 for 21 and over but £6.40 for 16 and 17 year olds, £8.60 for 18 to 20.

Given than minimum wage applies to almost all unskilled jobs and many more, why should a 16 year old with some gumption to get out and work stacking shelves in a supermarket or heaving wheelbarrows around on a building site with their shiny new cscs card amd hi vis get paid virtually half the amount of someone a bit older doing exactly the same job?

All this does is hold people back, stops them affording their own rent so can’t afford to move out the family home and really start their struggle of existing properly.

Yes it may be designed to encourage people towards further education but not everyone wants to waste a few years of their life studying liberal arts or wokery other courses aimed at their intelligence level, what they need to be doing is working, earning, saving, being able to afford bad choices and overindulging, all important life lessons learned around that tender young age.

If they can’t afford to get into the just scraping by market then what hope do they have of getting onto the path of saving for a mortgage deposit?

Seems like a low paid punishment for the dying breed of youth who just want to work for an honest living to me.

Cunt of Peeblesshire.