are cunts.
Now I know that I am about to cunt kids but have decided that the big brained throbbing Mekon-headed baby Einsteins’s can no longer go on hiding in the shadows.
I have always found them creepy, a bit unnerving. A little bit of devil child Damien from The Omen or those twin girls from The Shining. They may be weak in body but their minds are like supercomputers! Don’t let the thick glasses and penchant for wearing bowties when reciting 280 digits of pi fool you, oh no.
Who goes to Harvard University at fourteen or tells jokes in classical Greek and masters calculus before puberty? Teaches themselves ancient Hebrew for fun or invents their own language?
I may find them weird and have pants older than them but I don’t hate them for being geniuses. Precocious maybe. I wonder what kind of childhoods they have? Do they interact with ‘normal’ kids of their own age? I mean you don’t want to raise some poindexter thinking he is going to colonise Mars and save humanity and then decides to become the next Ted Kaczynski because he didn’t go BMXing with bald tyres and no brakes in the woods with his mates.
They may be a nine year old chess grandmaster or a published author on quantum mechanics but it won’t be much use against the school bully who is an expert in their field on dishing out wedgies.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.