Susie Goodall

Susie Goodall

Who? Well this is the silly little rich bint that chose to sail round the fuckin world courtesy of Daddy’s money.

Very predictably, her make up bag fell overboard and she screamed SOS

As a result her rescue becomes international news, and a tanker the size of Wales has to find her and haul her on board.

If you are bored luv, get yourself a fuckin proper job, or a man, and stick to sailing a dinghy at the weekend.

Fuck me.

Nominated by Mrpoopants

Thieving relatives

Cunty relatives who steal from the elderly
I’d like to nominate my own aunt for a cunting. I cant give names as it is now a police matter, but said aunt has managed to steal a massive amount of money from her mother-My Nan. The conniving evil piece of shit has been drawing out my Nan’s life savings for the best part of 4 years, and that is as much as the family have researched to date. My grandparents worked hard all their lives to be comfortable in old age. My Nan was the daughter of a WW1 soldier and all of her 3 brothers served in WW2. My grandad’s family were all killed when a bomb blew up their house during the blitz, while he was at sea in the Navy, coming home an orphan and with no surviving relatives. This foul fucking woman knows all this and has continued to take advantage of my elderly Gran, all the while making out she is caring for her. Any time me or anyone else have had any suspicions she has lied and manipulated us into believing that she is doing her a favour looking after her, even though the fat cunt has lived, rent free for her whole pathetic life. My Nan is so upset and confused by everything, it is heart breaking. in a nut shell, she has covered herself, pleading the martyr, all the while robbing her blind. She is a fat, useless, ugly cunt and my last words on this earth to her were ‘ I hope you go to jail, and the biggest bull dyke in there takes a shine to you, and rams her fist into your fetid cunt every morning, noon and night.’
Fat.Cunt.

Nominated by QueenCuntBitch

Extinction Rebellion

These cunts are bordering on extremism if not already ready there. Basically they want the government to turn the country into a pre-industrial society so we can save the planet. Do they care that only 8 percent at a high estimate of the woulds CO2 emmsions come from the UK?

Do the protest the Chinese embassy? Do they give a fuck that when they cause massive traffic jams they increase real pollution for the area they fucking up for the day?

Do they even know CO2 is not a pollutant. when CO2 was much higher the world had many times the flora and fauna?

No the snowflake cunts just want to be militant and fuck the fact we would be starving, freezing and broke in winter if they got their way. These cunts really need cunting, selling Boris’s water cannons when they were really needed is another genius move by sadsack Khant. Well done for Mrs May for refusing Boris to let him use them. God she hates this country.

Blocking the roads is an offence, unlawful obstruction of the highways, arrest and prosecute everyone of these cunts.

Peaceful protest yes, extremist radicals no!! Probably infested with Antifa commies anyway.

Cunts

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Universities

What in the cunting cunt happened to universities? There was a wonderful time where the best and brightest of us went to learn and better ourselves, giving us tomorrows Doctors, leaders and Scientists.

Now we have thousands of the twatting establishments giving today’s generation of naive twerps degrees in “gender studies”. I mean surely that’s one 5 minute lesson. There’s two now fuck off and get a real job. They push liberal lefty bullshit. Lie to the kids that doing these shit degrees will better their lives when the reality is you’ll be lumped with years of debt and a job down Mccuntingdonalds.

Just fuck off.

Nominated by Cuntoxed