Cunts who use coupons at supermarkets. I was in Sainsburys earlier buying my parents a bottle of Heineken each for Christmas and was stuck behind a guy getting all his individual coupons out to save no more than a couple of quid for what felt like an age. When I come to power coupons will be banned – if you shop around like any reasonable person does there’s no need for them anyway.
Nominated by OpinionatedCunt
Vincent Lamb
“Who?” You might ask. Well until yesterday I had never heard of him either. According to his imdb page he’s an “award winning director and producer from Ireland”. He’s now come into the public eye thanks to his latest project, Detainment, which is about one of the most horrific crimes in the history of the UK; the murder of 3 yr old James Bulger. He claims the film was made to get a “deeper understanding” of the crime and the two 10 yr olds who did it, which to me translates into “humanise” them.
Lamb has also admitted that he’s never spoken to either of little James’ parents before making the film, stating that if he had spoken to them then it probably wouldn’t have been made. And now, to add an extra gut punch to them, the film has been shortlisted for an Oscar!!!
If Vincent Lamb had any measure of human decency he’d request the film to be pulled. But then again if he had any measure of human decency he never would have thought about using this topic to boost his career in the first place!!
Nominated by Cunt me in
A Public Service Announcement.
Audience members required.
BBC radio and television are seeking volunteers to watch, in the studio, various comedy and panel shows. These will include Mock the Week and Have I Got News for You on TV as well as various R4 comedies such as The News Quiz.
Refreshments and light reading matter will be provided (Organic hummus, the Guardian)
The successful applicant will:
Laugh uproariously at each and any attempt at comedy, however pathetic.
Copiously piss themselves at any mention of Brexit, Rees-Mogg, Boris Johnson. (special hygienic easy-wipe seating provided)
Evacuate their bowels at any reference or impersonation of Donald Trump.
Applications including postcode to the Director General, BBC.
Please note. For logistical reasons we are unable to take anyone residing outside the M25.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
I know this waste of skin has been given a decent cunting before but it was a long time ago and he deserves to be cunted on a daily basis.
He is a humourless, talentless fucktard who prognosticates on others whose skills he could only dream of. He couldn’t boil a fucking kettle without burning the water. But he’s clearly up some cunt’s arse at the BBC who enjoys being reamed by this mono-syllabic bivalve.
He was on the Beeb again tonight mouthing more shit. This time about mince
pies which he described as being made of buttery flaky pastry. Every Englishman worth his salt knows mince pies are made from shortcrust pastry. He then derided the traditional English Christmas lunch. For fuck’s sake.
This cunting, worthless, mouth breathing streak of piss should be shot with balls of his own shite.
I rest my case.
Nominated by Pipesmoka
Protestantism. I tell you what needs a good cunting not Kafolicim not Fourbytwoism not Mudslimism fucking PROTESTANTISM.
When old Martin Luther nailed his penis to the door of Cologne Cathedral I mean his theses he ushered in, nay, unleashed the terrible thing we know today as CAPITALISM. Medieval christendom was sailing along quite nicely when this cunt comes in and shipwrecks it. Now it becomes every man for himself -acquire as much wealth as you can and fuck everybody else.
That terrible aggressive acquisitive spirit comes from Protestantism. It is the spirit of Individualism. I don’t need anyone to interpret the Bible for me. I am my own Pope. That focus on the self is the problem. The Snowflakes of today are really the end result of all this with their obsession with identity.
In the great scheme of things The ‘Reformers’ thought the were renewing Christianity but really they were creating a new religion for the modern world; Capitalism.
Nominated by Miles Plastic
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Too good to miss from our old mate Dio?