The Doran family make you proud to be British.

The gypsy scum roll into New Zealand to wreak havoc on the locals and then have the unmitigated bare faced gall to complain about their treatment after the New Zealand government served them with a deportation order.

These feckless fuckers are even threatening to sue the the Kiwi government after they described the family as ‘scum’ and ‘worse than pigs’. So what did they do to deserve this?

Well, they trashed a beach, threatened locals, left restaurants without paying, trashed the apartment they were staying in, got arrested for assault with a weapon, reckless driving, theft, and fraudulent use of documents.

To top that off, they threatened to ‘knock the brains out’ of locals, trashed their hire car and threatened to assault a cameraman. Another favourite trick was to drop flies and hair into food to avoid paying – although I would have thought that was the way they normally ate?

Amazingly, we let these cunts back into Britain where they threatened to smash a press man’s camera – although to be fair they were pissed on Red Bull at the time (6:30 am). They then sounded off about going to the CAB and Court of Human Rights – no doubt on legal aid as we’re just fucking stupid enough in this country to let them.

A simple question has crossed my mind tho’ and that’s how the fuck did this thieving scum afford the trip in the first place. Perhaps HMRC could ask them?

Nominated by Dioclese

This is beyond Monty Pythonesque!This is sheer cunty piss-taking by British Tourists at its finest.

These knob-ends caused a furore the length and breadth of New Zealand getting all up in the face of the locals: Kiwis hate confrontation, can’t take a timely sledge and are very protective of God-zone. They won’t take trashing of the nation lying down.The UK, after, all, did send its finest to the Land of the Cunty Long White Cloud to do a whole lotta mutual shit kicking with the natives, after which they settled their differences and intermarried and generally avoided the incestuous interbreeding of criminal lines and subjugation of the natives, those poor cunts, the Abos across the Tasman, (Fuck Australia Day), but that’s a whole ‘nother cunting in the wings.

Anyway, both Whiteys and Maori alike are very protective and territorial. We know how to fight, and fight dirty but the cunts don’t always like to buy a fight so these Priceless Touristy Cunts did a right good job outraging the locals and flushing the natives out all over social media in droves. These cunts left trash everywhere they went and hotel rooms smelling of ‘poo’, culminating in the Mayor of Auckland, Phil Goff calling the family “worse than pigs”.
(BTW Goffo is a grubby cunt who’s a serial trougher from the way back so he is one to talk) One hand on his meat hook and the other in the public purse since way back.

It started off with the family leaving litter on a beach and the locals (A bunch of white suburban entitled cunts got precious and the kids basically told everyone they encountered to fuck the fuck orf. One of the kids stole a plastic Christmas Tree from a gas station and threatened to, “knock the block off”, a concerned local who filmed them at the aforesaid beach.

It all degenerated from there and the family was approached by Immigration New Zealand after they allegedly left a trail of destruction in their wake. This almost triggered a race war between NZ and the UK. These clowns were the subject of racial slurs and got called Irish and Gypsy scum. I’ve got gypsy blood and dat don’t bother me, in fact, I find it as amusing as fuck, as it’s what I did back in the day as a student. Leave my trash behind, score free meals and go incognito. Joe Doran, with a new blond hairstyle, told the Daily Mail they were being blamed for “everyone else’s doings”.

Canny Cunts. You’ve got to reserve your cash. NZ is an expensive Socialist Island nation.

Today they landed back in the UK

“It’s been the holiday from hell. It’s lies, they’ve condemned us. We’ve been hiding in the mountains for two days. We wanted to see the Hobbits, Lord of the Rings, didn’t get to see that.” Cute.

And:

“He told the Daily Mail they were going to go to the “Citizens Advice people and the Human Rights people”.

Whether you want to hug ’em or hurt, ’em, this UK family is a bunch of Fucking Funny Cunts. Big ups for dodging the pillorying in the offing. Even going so far as dying their hair.

Nominated by CaliAngel

I would like to nominate Alena Ivanova.

Who the fuck is this Cunt!!!! Exactly.

Last night 10th Jan I decided to watch Question Time, the first with Fiona B, but before it came on I thought I would just catch the first 15 minutes of Newsnight.

So there are 4 people on the opening discussion, one of which is this Alena Ivanova, usual left wing cunt calling for the peoples vote, as I didnt know who this fucker was I googled her.
Turns out she is a Labour Party activist and Momentum member, guess where…. yep Tower Hamlets. I found a piece from the Guardian, supposedly written by this fucker, I think there was quite a bit of assistance from a professional journalist about stopping Brexit, but I copied one paragraph below.

“I am a migrant worker in Britain, and I see and live through all this. I refuse to be put in a separate category from the British working class, and I refuse to have my position painted as elitist, centrist, or an attempt to destabilise Corbyn. In wanting to stop a Tory Brexit, I am not in a minority either – not on the left, and not in Labour.”

So This fucker isnt even allowed to vote in a referendum or general election but the BBC are giving her a platform, I doubt this would be the case if some foreign fucker wanted to promote a right wing agenda!

Following on from this piss boiling episode was Question Time, Nish Kumar, not funny cunt coming out with absolute bollocks, knock Brexit with a shit attempt at humour. I managed to get through the programmme without exploding but also utilising the time to complain to the BBC about the nominated cunt above.

Straight after Question Time was This Week, I usually watch this as there is always a lighthearted element and on this occasion would be a nice wind down from the previous two piss boiling episodes.

Not this time….. The fucking super cunt that is Owen Jones was on, and what a magnificent cuntish performance he gave, it all ended in a shouting match between him and Andrew Neil, I don’t know how Andrew Neil managed not to smack the cunt all over the studio, I would have kicked his arse for sure.
If you have time watch it on catch up….

Alena Ivanova, Nish Kumar, Owen Jones, all in the space of an hour…. fucking boiled piss reaching superheated steam!

Nominated by sick of it

Nish Kumar. So called comedian. What a cunt. Just seen him on that other programme full of cunts, “Question Time”, where ,typical of all leftie cunts, he uses insults to try and smear a well respected Times columnist as a “racist bigot”. I’ve occasionally seen that other wank stain of a programme “The Mash Report” , hosted by this cunt and it isn’t funny, just full of the usual anti-Brexit, metropolitan leftie shit like all the other BBC so-called comedy programmes. I nominate this person for a good cunting

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

The Merkrons
Reuters reports that Europe’s happiest couple, Emmanuel and Angela Merkron, have renewed their vows at a ceremony in Aachen.

For much of the previous century, the respective French and German branches of the family were locked in a bitter feud that occasionally erupted into outbreaks of extreme violence. The ceremony was aimed at reinforcing the reconciliation between them which has existed since their kiss and make up accord of 1963.

Speaking after the happy event, Mrs Merkron stated that the declaration ‘reinforces the cooperation between us. It will act as the first step towards the creation of a pan-European security organisation across the twenty odd sub-divisions of our multi-national business empire’.

It is fair to say however that joy across the continent has not been unconfined. Opponents argue that the Merkrons aim to create a European monopoly through the operations of their ‘ UnionEuropa’ mega company, thus establishing a choking stranglehold by which to dominate smaller competitors. Estranged family friend Marine Le Pen accused Mr Merkron of anti-competitive practices, claiming that he’d committed ‘an act that borders on treason’, and vowed never to speak to him again.

Small businessman and anti-corporate campaigner Nigel Farage also fumed ‘I didn’t get an invitation to the ceremony, but if I had, I’d have used it to wipe my arse after a shit this morning. The Merkrons want nothing less than to own the whole fucking continent, lock, stock and barrel. I wouldn’t be seen dead with the cunts’. Jacob Rees-Moggster, Managing Director Of GreatBrits Ltd, was just as scathing. ‘This is a marriage of convenience, little more than a sham’, The Moggster stated. ‘Mr Merkron is a puffed up peacock, and this gives him the opportunity to strut about and act like a player, but we all know who really wears the trousers in this relationship’.

The ceremony itself was marred by the appearance outside the town hall of a number of well-wishers clad in bright yellow jackets, who grew boisterous when refused admission to offer best wishes to the happy couple. Best man Jean-Claude Juncker was unavailable for photos of the ceremony, having last been seen in a comatose condition beneath the refreshments table.

Nominated by Ron Knee