How the fuck have I not cunted Michelle Donelan yet?

For those of you who are wondering who she is, until I finish university and move out of my parents house she is, unfortunately, my local MP. She used to do a column for the Wiltshire Times with another MP cunt called Claire Perry (she doesn’t represent my part of Wiltshire though) until the paper made the wise decision to drop political columns.

Anyway, the reason I’m cunting her is because she’s basically a Maybot puppet – she has said absolutely nothing against the old hag’s Brexit plan or the Tories in general, she hasn’t said anything against the Tory-caused special school closures (unlike the Tory MP for South West Wiltshire, Andrew Murrison – who was so furious he leaked the news to the press), she has said absolutely nothing against the closure of local GP surgeries and the litany of other bad Council and central government decisions, and, like that old spitting image clip of the two Davids, is in the pocket of the cunts at Westminster and loyal to the end at the detriment of us ordinary folk.

Oh, and she moved down here from Rotherham (the posh part no less) to advance her political career purely because she knew she couldn’t get a seat there! Apologies if this cunting is a little all over the place, but my point is, she’s a first class CUNT.

Nominated by Opinionated Cunt

Has the ‘Anna Soubry is a Nazi’ affair been cunted?

The thing is, who do you cunt?

The fragrant Ms Soubry who used it to talk about democracy? And appear to be a victim? The same Soubry who doesn’t represent the views of her constituents and who wants a second referendum because the first wasn’t to her liking?

The good old BBC who have ignored the braying of the Remain cunts outside Parliament for year or more? They also seized on the opportunity to identify Leave with ‘Far Right’.
The thick cunts who hemmed Soubry in and played into the hands of the Establishment by acting like fucking morons?

Fuck it. Let’s cunt the lot of them.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Irish.
The whole lot of the fuckers from the halfbreed, shirt-lifting Teashop to the humblest bog trotter.
And I speak as an Irish halfbreed myself.

‘Der will be no negotiating on de backstop’ according to some no-mark in Dublin.
Well feck youse. No deal will fuck your banana republic over big time while causing some inconvenience to us.
Feck de lot of youse, and feck de border.
And you can have that unfunny Mrs Brown drag act back as well.
Begorra.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Jeremy fucking Clarkson. For branding us Leave voters ‘coffin-dodging idiots.’

I can’t believe I used to like this arrogant, mates with Pigfucker Cameron, part of the Chipping Norton Sect cunt. Fuck off you pompous tosser – if you knew anything about motoring you would know that the job losses were caused largely by a slowdown in Asia (they’re owned by Indians remember). I certainly won’t be watching the new series of your show now you fucking cunt – or if I do I’ll be watching it for free via Putlocker instead.

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

(He was right about Will Young though!)

‘Aspiring’ Cunts

Anyone else tired of this useless platitude? Seems to be that every darling dindu who is furiously converted into a useless pile of meat is ‘aspiring’ to be this or that. A boxer. A architect. A musician. Maybe if they had tried not ‘aspiring’ to be involved in a vacuous gutter culture of drugs, easy money, violence, otherwise known as thug life.. and actually became a boxer, architect, musician, then they wouldn’t be fucking useless to the world in some marble orchard.

Aspiring doesn’t mean shit. It’s like calling retarded children exceptional. No, they’re retarded, and so are you for denying what is and what they are. They look at you in the same way a dog looks at its owner fondling its recent meaty chuds laying in the grass.

Fucking cunt media and dindu mothers trying to pretend their aspiring jackoffs were little angels. Give me a break. You failed, ok? Stop aspiring to be a good parent, because you’re not.

People aspire to be a lot of things. Until you actually become something you are not that, you are what you currently are. If you die being a grotty two-bit thug because you thought it was cool, then you’re a dead thug, and also a foolish cunt.

Just another trite PC catchphrase designed to soothe the unease of city dwellers who have the misfortune of living around these useless conglomerations of Cunt, and subdue any lingering possibility in their minds, even if slightly waycist, that these people may not actually be ripe for the ways of modern society yet.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty