Scott Morrison Australian P.M.

This cunt is cashing in on the Christchurch murders, for his ilk by earmarking at least $55 million for security grants for religious organisations (places of worship, clerical residences and schools) ranging from $50k to $1.5 mil per application, instead give it to ASIO to help them stop all murdering cunts. This shits me to tears for the state subsidising religious organisations which pay no tax and recieving even more money for some cameras, goons, a lot of new silly hats and rent boys. “Scomo” a member of the fundamentalist Hillsong Pentacostalists has probably promised the maximum for his Pastor Brian Houston (the very paragon of Christian virtue, under investigation for covering up Hillsongs founders paedo past, his father Frank Houston)

p.s. Admin wait till CMC posts a less rabid, more eloquent nom.

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

Fray Bentos Meat Pies

Now a slimy dribble orf its former glory, this once iconic brand synonymous with the creation orf Empire, that fed Blighty and her forces through two world wars, lies unloved and rejected in supermarkets because the snowflake generation cannot work oit how to open the fucking tins. Now only old cunts like Yours Truly remember the succulent meatiness and rich gravy that rewarded the deft application orf a tin opener or a pocket knife in the interwar period. The company has passed through many hands in its history and weathered storms various such as typhoid and mould in its products and seems now to have positioned itself as the premium supplier to the dosser market. The meat option orf choice at the food bank.

So what awaits the crackhead who sacrifices a few fingers and manages to open the tin? Grey bits orf old cow floating in a shiny gelatinous mucous that tastes orf nothing but salt and the cheese between a dosser’s toes. No scrumptious pastry as orf yore, just a soggy lid floating on a tin bowl orf dubious filling.

Needless the Metros and the Millenials all thought briefly that the pies were cool and on trend but like all fads it’s soon fucked. What to do with a heritage industry now trading on “cheap” to make a profit? Pass it orn down to the poorest in society. They have no taste.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Now unbeknownst to you all I once ran a 25 litre reflux still and used to knock out my own hooch.

My specialty was a ginger vodka that would put the Prince of Wales to shame.

Anyway, to cut to the chase; I used to pour samples into milk bottles and wait for them to clarify. One night I had sampled a bit and decided not to take the trip and used a handy receptacle.

The next night I went to check my stock and found a perfect sample, good Ginger aroma so I took a swig. Aroma/flavor/ after burn were some what lacking.

So on this I would like to educated announce that the “Fosters Radler” tastes worse than my piss (samples available on request)

Nominated by Lord Benny

As the government introduce a new level of sex education into schools where parents will not be able to opt out in the interests of diversity and inclusion I urge cunters to educate themselves about Alfred Kinsey the father of the sexual revolution.

Portrayed as a hero by the the media, Hollywood and the liberal left but if you do some digging on this entomologist I hope you’ll draw your own conclusions about his legacy and how this mans influence has now reached into the classrooms of western schools.

I hope admin will find this fit to post because this is a fucking nightmare.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

The baby SJW’s and their fuckwit, far left teachers who today (Friday 15th March) took part in a march outside parliament to demand that the UK do something about climate change need a serious cunting. First of all, there’s no way you’re going to convince me that a bunch of schoolies suddenly decided to coordinate a mass demonstration on climate change, or any issue, all by themselves. No. The dumb little shits have been brainwashed by their ‘teachers’ into doing this. The fact is though, most of these cretins don’t even deserve to be called teachers, because the vast majority of them are just far left activists who have infiltrated the education system, and now are indoctrinating our children in Marxist dogma.

And then there’s the march itself, which apparently saw these school children shouting foul mouthed slogans, egged on by their ‘teachers’. They must be so proud. And when these arrogant little know nothings had finished their protest against US, their elders, harming the environment, they all went home again, leaving behind a mountain of plastic bottles, misspelled placards and other assorted detritus. Can you little bastards spell ‘hypocrites’? No, of course you can’t. Your ‘teachers’ aren’t doing their jobs, they’re too busy filling your heads with bullshit about how you own the world and WE, your elders, somehow owe you EVERYTHING that you want. Except we don’t.

If they actually cared about the environment, they would have taken their crap with them. I bet not a single one of those idiots gave a second’s thought to what they were doing when they threw their bottles and other rubbish on the ground. How we can take them seriously on this issue when they haven’t even got the intelligence to practice what they were sanctimoniously preaching? And clearly, nobody bothered to do any research, because if they had, they would have known that the UK has reduced C02 levels more than any other country in the world this year. To levels that haven’t been seen the 1880’s.

Instead of pandering to these over entitled little shits, the government should be initiating an aggressive purge of our schools. Get rid of all the lefties, who are doing nothing but brainwashing our children with their warped ideology, and replacing them with teachers who will keep their politics OUT of the classroom, and the fucking job they’re paid to do.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The darling climate change rabble rousers and their complicit teachers, schools, academies of excellence, media and government. Basically the whole lot of assorted wankstains that tarnish the respectability of this nation and humanity in general. These CHILDREN couldn’t even tell you the chemical composition of one of their own rank farts yet we’re supposed to accept that they really understand global climate science when even the adults don’t either?

If they were protesting anything else or trying to take a day off school to go on holiday there would be no end to their criticism in the arsewipe newspapers, given it is as we all know an ironclad rule of the borg collective that no child can miss a crucial indoctrination session!

So why has this transgression been allowed and sanctioned, not just here but in other nations too? Being the cynical arsehole that I am, I believe it’s because man-made climate change is a load of sagging bollocks that is being used as a guise by the ruling class to justify shunting mankind towards a brave new world where workers are to be nothing more than permanent poverty class drone rats confined to cities. Or at the very least just used as an excuse to tax the hell out of the working class even more in order to keep the status quo.

No, I don’t believe the ‘science is settled’. Yes, I believe it’s been heavily influenced politically and financially – a conspiracy. Regardless, using children in this way is abuse. Also, funny how their liberal teachers would probably slate any parents for instilling the fear of an imaginary Christian hell in them, yet are willing to get them all paranoid about the spectre of climate change. Hypocritical, manipulative, abusive.

Let the children enjoy their childhood you cunts..if the world is going to shit they will have all of their adulthood to be miserable about it and drink themselves to death like everyone else.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty