Golf

Not the kind where a few mates go out with sticks and beer and play a can a hole.

Professional Cunts and those that follow them need a complete cunting. Followers and TV hosts going on and on about silver spoon cunts like Cunt McElory making his next million putting a fucking hole or that Tiger cunt coming back to life to win another title. Not to mention cunts like all of the ABBC morning show, that Nagga Manchetti half man woman going on about the cunts like she’s had her first finger behind the school shed. (She needs a cunting of her own).

Cunts that idolise these people are in the same league as those that cheer Murray on at Wimbledon. Another miserable millionaire sports cunt. Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by King Cunt

“Yeh-Yeh”

…..or “Yeh-Yeh-Yeh” on a really bad day.I hate this modern affectation. It’s invariably uttered by some gibbering, nervous wreck anxious to agree with me. Inevitably by the young, brains no doubt frazzled by mobile phones and desperate to fill any silence with unnecessarily repeated words. It’s catching like a modern disease and I even find myself uttering it sometimes so I’m a cunt too.

A simple “Yes” will suffice.

Followed by silence….

…..and then pause……..to wait for the recipient of this word to speak next (if they want to)

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

A nomination for hot weather. Not only is it bloody uncomfortable, but it also brings out all the morons, all the scum and about another million cars on the road. Worse still are the sun worshippers (cunts themselves) and the bloody annoying people who always ask whether you’re enjoying the weather. No I’m not so sod off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Julian Assange is a whinging soppy faced cunt…

He looks like Alexander Armstrong in a wig and has been arrested by the Met Police on a warrant presented by Westminster Council citing he is a shite stirring cuntox. He has been sat in the Ecuador Embassy in London since 2012 hiding from prosecution for sexual assault in Sweden….fucking 2012…!! Six fucking years unwillingly listening to Spanish speaking visa applications and eating guinea pig. Even the Ecuadorians are fucked off with the shite stirring twat and have off’d him with a leak of their own.

Nominated by Daz Wud

Assange is a CUNT of the highest order. I have seen him interviewed a few times and he won’t let anyone get a word in, nor will he answer a question without going off on some meaningless diatribe. He may as well have been speaking a foreign language, so little did it make sense.

Then there is the fact that he was publishing thousands of stolen documents. Handling stolen goods was still a crime, the last time I checked.

If it was someone who had stolen thousands of documents from Britain we would damn well want him locked up too. Like them or loathe them, the Americans are our greatest allies and supporters. This cunt has stolen from them so we should put him on the next flight to America.

Nominated by Robin Bastard

Extradition of Julian Assange, a strategic annalist Marmite Wikileaks man, from the Equador Embassy. Some may view this as just rewards, others as him being made a scapegoat for exposing the corruption of the powerful. Ecuadorian president Lenin Moreno states he abused the hospitality of the embassy. Others believe that this is the consequence of wiki leaks exposing this president & his family of corruption, perjury & money laundering. Wiki leak revealed gruesome war crimes against civilians & prisoners. Assange has been branded as a selfish narcissistic, or is he just some one with a human conscience. Is his extradition justified as some may approve, or is this the UK government just a plaything for the US goverment to demonize him, and straight jacket journalists. Chelsea Manning who initially leaked the files to Julian Assange has now been sentenced once again for refusing to reveal details against Julian Assange. Will the UK government surrender and extradite him to the US. Will he receive a fair trial, or will they add on many other charges. My own greatest fear is that whatever anyone may believe, this is a further dark day for free speech, as with our own Tommy Robinson. Our government states ” No one is above the law.” Unless you are a political NIMBY with erectile or hormone dysfunction.

Your thoughts on this please.

Nominated by Lostsheep

Jeremy Corbyn and Julian Assange.

I know Cunt Corbyn is cunted on this site quite a bit. However he’s like a gift that just keeps on giving.

So that cowardly streak of piss who was holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy has finally been booted out for basically being a giant cunt and subsequently arrested.

Rightly so too.

Even if you can sympathise with his expose on the shit the US military has been doing for years. He still broke the law obtaining the damaging evidence. So like any other citizen on the fucking planet he should face the justice system of the country he stole top secret information from.
Is he above the justice system ?
Is he more important than anyone else ?
Fuck no.
However our commie pal Corbyn seems to think so. Apparently the UK Government should block any attempts from the US requesting extradition.
Well sorry Jezza. Unfortunately they have a completely legal right to have him extradited to face the justice system of their country. It’s basic fucking law. How the fuck don’t you know this as leader of the opposition? Your stupidity is actually terrifying.
Even if the UK did block any attempt of extradition it would cause our nation to be embroiled in a diplomatic tussle with the world’s only superpower. Sounds like a cracking strategy there. Furthermore I believe the UN would back the US due to, I say again, their LEGITIMATE RIGHT to put the cunt on trial.
Assange should stop being a snivelling cowardly prick and face the consequences of his actions.

Fucking beta males the both of em.

Nominated by Cuntoxed

A blanket nomination for anyone who wears ripped trousers.

It used to be the preserve of stupid teenage girls. Now it’s commonplace. You can see why clueless dopey teenagers might want to wear something that looks like it came from a rubbish tip, as in their immature minds, they are looking ‘cool’, but you’d think that adults would have more sense – or maybe I’m just being a cunt for thinking that.

Nominated by Mystic Maven