I keep seeing adverts (on the ‘advert free’ BBC, cunts) for this sack of pus and they now appear to have either Trace or San from Fat Slags involved as a ‘Dragon’. The thing that really super heats the urinary tract about this is the way that the ‘uniquely funded’ BBCunts pay these already massively loaded Knob cheeses a fee, as well as offer them the opportunity to buy into the occasional good idea at ridiculously preferential terms, and then rip the arse out of the idea to add to their already over inflated bank balances and egos. Meanwhile the originator of the idea is working his arse off 24/7 for comparatively fuck all.

Isn’t Socialism great?
Cunts.
Fuck ‘em all.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

I think it’s time Modern Entertainment got a cunting.

I’ve seen a lot of properties in film and television that I grew up with vandalised by lunatics through social media and within the industry.

What we see is not just political pandering to a tiny audience of terminally miserable puritans who don’t even watch these programmes, but a general plummeting of quality in the art of film making and screenwriting. Every film is now made without much thought to telling an engaging story and creating memorable characters. The standard seems to follow brainless, crude Michael Bay CGI vapidity, or the emptiness of the ‘Mystery box’ approach of J.J. Abrams and his acolytes such as Damon Lindelof and Alex Kurtzman.
None of these worthless hack cunts can write anything worth a damn, all would benefit from a basic book on screenwriting or story structure and all seem to believe snappy, pop-savvy dialogue is a substitute for character development.
I believe the nadir was reached by the baffling and rushed conclusion to ‘Game of Thrones’, as well the execrable ‘Star Trek: Discovery’, but we can see this general disregard for the material and audiences across the board, with unanimously ‘progressive’ journalists, writers and producers calling the critics of this garbage ‘toxic’ as if the criticism is based on some prejudice towards race or gender. It’s a disgusting ad hominem and straw man which only serves to alienate the audience further and seems to be occurring on all fronts: film, TV, games and the comics industry. To compound the problem, any legitimate criticism results in febrile mob activism through social media, and eventual bans over nothing, with Twitter and Facebook using cowardly and dishonest criteria to stop any opinions the corporate media find ‘problematic’ from gaining wide audiences. It’s easier to simply blanket label any legitimate criticism of poor products as ‘bigotry’ and double down rather than confront the points raised. These pathetic platforms reinforce infantile emotional thinking and narcissistic virtue signalling as the acceptable standard of discussion. They are effectively children’s sites.

Isn’t it strange that what was once derided as fan fiction has now turned into a parallel of the corporate media, producing fan-funded, fan-made films using professional actors, as well as downloadable audio dramas and web comics?

Expect this to continue and accelerate as Hollywood and other outlets of entertainment continue to ignore and demonise their own audiences for daring to criticise their output.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Rubber-tongued cuuuuunt Jamie Oliver…again.

Swears blind that his restos would still be open if he’d “done posh.” Stupid arse. They’d have been blown out of the water by any “posh” restos serving half-decent food.

Back to square one. Oliver is a rubber-tongued cuuuuunt, and a failure whose mor restos served overpriced, shite food.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

A fat lipped cunting for beta male, school dinner ruining, TV chef, Jamie Oliver.

As members of ISAC will be fully aware, the little pricks restaurant business went to fuck recently. But what was the reasoning for this collapse? Was it because it’s overpriced, fancy, bullshit? Or maybe because the owner is a massive twat, sticking his oar in to issues that don’t concern him? Well no apparently, the reason, as put across by lispy here, is obviously Brexit. He says because of brexit people aren’t eating out as much any more, which inevitably ruined his empire.

First off, brexit hasn’t happened, so as we have learned in the past, cannot and should not be blamed for anything. If you’d said, MPs dilly dallying over what to do, which has caused huge economic instability has ruined my business, I’d support that notion. Although that said, Nandos still exists, McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, Bella Italia……..and a lot of other crappy chain restaurants have survived perfectly fine. So it would appear that your restaurants were just shit.

He also said the collapse, “ruined his birthday”. Poor lamb. The cunt managed to get a two part program on BBC radio 4 celebrating 20 years of the hell we’ve all had to endure that is is TV career though, so must have cheered him up some knowing he lost BBC radio 4 a large portion of listeners for two days.

Finally, 1000 people lost their jobs when Jamie’s restaurants closed, but fear not, those people can rest easy knowing that even though they might be on the breadline now, Jamie is ok, he recently bought a 70 acre estate in Essex for £6 million. Must be comforting for them.

Nominated by elboobio

I’d like to nominate shoe shops, because even when I try to put on a pair of size 8’s, I find that the laces are done up so tight, I can’t get my feet in them.

Even after I’ve loosened them, it’s the same problem. I asked a female assistant if she could give me a shoe horn, she looked at me like I was a perv.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

I wasn’t sure if this was for real, but judging from the lunacy of certain people, please find my nomination for Amanda Liberty, 35, from London, who describes herself an an “objectophile”, somebody who has a strong feeling of love, commitment or lust for items or structures.

She ‘had a long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty’ and is now engaged to a chandelier. (as you do – admin)

She has been dating the 100-year old light fixture since 2017 and said on Facebook that her love for the chandelier “just happened”. She realised she was an objectophile aged 14 when she had a relationship with a drum kit. She should have realised at the same age that she was a cunt.

By her late 20s she was in an on-off relationship with the Statue of Liberty, which is when she changed her surname to Liberty. The relationship came to an end in 2016 after she felt pressured to always visit the Statue of Liberty, who she called Libby. Her relationship with Lumière, the 28-inch chandelier, started shortly afterwards. Amanda admits that she isn’t able to take the light to bed because of its size, but that doesn’t stop her from having sexually charged dreams about it.

“I don’t even completely understand it myself, but I still accept it as part of who I am,’ she wrote on Facebook. ‘My chandeliers make me so happy and full of joy and completely fulfilled.”

Amanda admitted that she had a dream recently which involved the Queen introducing her to a chandelier.

“They let me operate the chandelier lift in the music room (something I would really love to do!) to bring one of the chandeliers down for closer inspection. I walked around her. And I told the Queen how beautiful her chandelier was…Then, before I could do more, I woke up. Dang it.”

She hopes to marry Lumière in the future and is very open about her relationship with her chandelier, which is a girl, on social media.

Nominated by Mystic Maven