Carbon Offsetting

A environmentally friendly cunting for the big con known as Carbon Offsetting.

Previous noms have examined the Environmental subject with some cheering on the global warrior St Greta, bless her little socks.

The celebs who tell us we have to reduce our carbon footprint by jetting around the world, say that they can justify this action because they are carbon offsetting, yippee!

Let us assume for the sake of this argument that Carbon is bad and increasing the levels in the here and now is a disaster… how the fuck will carbon offsetting have any effect? These projects are either saving trees by buying up land to prevent the trees being chopped down or burnt or to fund renewable energy sources or plant new trees.

Here we have the problem. The carbon goes into the atmosphere, that is easy, but to take it out is another issue all together. We have the renewable energy projects, these are FUTURE projects, some of which will happen with or without carbon offsetting. The buying of land to protect existing trees, the trees are already there so are doing their job anyway and planting new trees will not be at full throttle for years.

Its a con. These cunts who jet around and say its ok because we are carbon offsetting are just lying to themselves. If they really wanted to practice what they preach, don’t fucking fly in the first place!

Nominated by sick of it

Ghada Mohamed

A woman by the name of Ghada Mohamed needs an urgent cunting.

She is a member of a group called the Lincoln Muslim Sisters Forum and is asking non-Muslim girls in Lincolnshire to wear a hijab for a day, to raise awareness of discrimination. It’s amazing how often these peacefuls complain of discrimination against them, whilst overlooking the discrimination against non-Muslims in Islamic countries and also here in Europe.

Her stupid campaign isn’t going to:
• urge Muslim men not to groom vulnerable white girls, drugging, abusing and raping them
• stop some Muslim men from calling white girls “sluts” for wearing mini-skirts and other normal clothes and assaulting men who follow the Gayness
• stop women from being forced to wear these rags of oppression by their unenlightened husbands, fathers, brothers and cousins
• change medieval laws in countries like Saudi Arabia, Iran and Pakistan which discriminate against women
• stop stonings of women accused of adultery in shitholes like Somalia, whilst allowing the men to walk free

It is about time that some of these peacefuls learn to understand our culture and customs and try to fit in with us. And, if they don’t want to do that, there are about 58 Muslim-majority countries where they can fuck off to and wear their rags of oppression…but they won’t be going to any of those countries because they won’t get their welfare benefits, free healthcare and education.

Ghada Mohamed is a cunt and she can fuck off!

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt

Telstra

Telstra, a privatised state telecommunications industry, though the government still owns 17%, has all the inefficiency of a state owned dinosaur coupled with the spendthrift greed of a corporate monolith.

I stopped using their mediocre services decades ago, when I abandoned my landline for a mobile.

There’s a concrete telephone cable cover that has been broken for years. It’s at least 50 years old and some cunt probably parked on it (it says PMG, post master general which existed before Telecom/Telstra.) Two months ago, rather than replace the concrete cover, they placed a yellow fence frame with their logo preventing people from falling into it. I’ve seen a few around and am confounded….the frame which someone will eventually steal would cost more than a piece of concrete.

WTF?

Nominated by Shackledragger cunt

Emmanuel Macron (7)

Emmanuel Macron, micro-cocked, prick-faced, granny-shagging, garlic-sniffing President of F.

He finds the English language “distressing”…and is trying to pass legislation to reduce its usage.

OK, not the first time ‘Les Frouzes’ have done this, but perhaps the squalid little turd needs to be reminded, forcibly (and repeatedly) with an oversize surgical steel pineapple up his back cunt, that his cuntry had its smelly arse saved by UK troops, ANZAC troops, and US troops, all of whom spoke…English.

Piss off, prickface.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Celine Dion

The trilling Canadian who brought us 10,000 years of ‘My Heart Will Go On’ is now so skeletal she looks like Mrs Tweedy from Chicken Run. Why should this be irksome? Well that isn’t particularly bothersome, but her endorsement of a gender neutral clothing line called ‘NuNuNu’ is insidious. Trawl through NuNuNu’s Instagram and you will see children dressed in pentagrams and Baphomet heads.

Here is a link to the Vigilant Citizen’s article on this Nununu garbage. Yes I realise quoting this article puts me in the barmy zone, but they do make a good point! Just look at that weird shit they have kids wearing! Fair enough, goodbye to blue and pink, but a goat head?

https://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/something-is-terribly-wrong-with-celine-dions-genderless-clothing-line/

Nominated by Cuntologist