Rose McGowan


American Z-list actress Rose McGowan has transcended the pinancle of cuntitude with her tweet about The Donald blowing the shit out of some terrorist Iranian general. Apparently, Ms McGowan is shitting her knickers :

“Dear #Iran, The USA has disrespected your country, your flag, your people. 52% of us humbly apologize. We want peace with your nation. We are being held hostage by a terrorist regime. We do not know how to escape. Please do not kill us.”

Of course she immediately backtracked after the 52% swiftly called her a traitorous cunt – but at least she achieved her objective because no publicitiy is bad publicity, right?

Rosie darling if you really think the US of A is a terrorist regime, I suggest you visit Iran or North Korea and fucking well stay there.

 

Nominated (originally) by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt
to whom Admin wish to apologise for his post mysteriously disappearing.
Maybe the Iranians did it?

Rose McGowan

This is a cunting for this fuckin’ asshole of a woman. I hadn’t a clue who she is so after Googling, I found out she was a Z list American actress. Why cunt her then?
Apparently after the Americans took out the terrorist Qasem Soleimani, the Iranian General, she tweeted, saying …..
“Dear Iran, The USA has disrespected your country, your flag, your people. 52% of us humbly apologize. We want peace with your nation. We are being held hostage by a terrorist regime. We do not know how to escape. Please do not kill us.”

WTF? Can these oddballs get any weirder? I had to look up whether America could still try people for treason. Though the scope for this is limited, they can if “ they give America’s enemies aid and comfort.”
Well, this cow has certainly done that. I say switch on “Old Sparky.”

Nominated as per Bertie

Jess Phillips MP (2)

The horse faced old whore, currently one of five arsewipe non-entities fighting to become Labour leader, known for her big mouth and small brain, as well as her famous misandry, has said in her usual loud-mouthed voice she will try to reverse Brexit. No doubt Dame Keir feels the same even if he hasn’t got the balls to say it:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/jess-phillips-brexit-labour-leader-rejoin-eu-a4326691.html

This ugly old bint represents one of the biggest leave constituencies in Britain – how she retained her seat last month, God knows. Once again old bigmouth thinks she knows best. Despite her jiggly tits, this old hag would literally take the cuntry back to 1975.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Jo Maugham

Jo Maugham is a cunt, isn’t he? Too fucking right he is – Admin

Who’s this oily turd and why does he look like a vain, Guardian-contributing QC who’s an obsessive anti-Brexiteer and likes to hurt animals? Well…

Maugham, who lives in London but keeps chickens, hadn’t properly made them safe so, on Boxing Day when a fox got in, he butchered the hungry animal.

The Remain-supporting lawyer and campaigner took to social media to boast that he had kicked off Boxing Day by killing ‘a fox with a baseball bat’ after it tried to get inside his hen house and became trapped in the process. This is an illegal way to kill foxes.

The Government advises discouraging foxes from coming to properties by securing food waste in bins. Foxes, moles and mink are protected under the Animal Welfare Act 2006, and causing unnecessary suffering to an animal can lead to jail and a fine of up to £20,000.

The barrister has since apologised. Yes, I bet he fucking has.

Mr Maugham, who has spearheaded a campaign to try to mount a legal challenge to see if Brexit can be reversed, probably has halitosis, sweaty hands, and, like the fox-hunters of yesteryear, tiny genitalia. You can read some of his anti-democratic whingeing views here:

https://www.theguardian.com/profile/jolyon-maugham

The barrister has been behind a string of legal challenges to Brexit and previously backed Gina Miller’s High Court battle to force the Government to give MPs a vote on triggering Article 50.

Dreary old cunts who used to hunt and who are still alive are like scummy Remainers of the past, refusing to accept the majority opinion. You occasionally meet these decrepit stretchmarks, still bitter and blithering about their barbaric activities. This squirthole QC is equally as vile.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Cryptic Crosswords

Don´t read any further if you don´t know that a clue like “gegs (9, 4)” is so easy that you despise the compiler.* Take the advice of one who has been addicted for decades and don´t get started on cryptic crosswords because you will be entering into a masochistic relationship with cryptic compilers who will torture you and lay on the lash like a dominatrix.

Solving cryptics requires a warped mind that does not see “love” but “vole” or “Cameron” but “romance” or “desserts” but “stressed or “Isacunt” but “U saint” (all anagrams). They take you into a world where a “flower” or a “banker” is not a plant or a greedy bastard using your money to enrich himself but to a “river”. An Italian type is “italic”. A hot sounding country is “Chile”. Got it?

* Answer – “scrambled eggs”.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Vegans (2)

I’m really pissed off with Veganuary and all the up their own arse cunts who are falling for it. Let me tell you why.

Is it perhaps because of the recent stupid court ruling Ethical Veganism carries the same rights as religion and race. So if I call someone a ‘Vegan cunt’ it counts as a hate crime? Well, no.

So is it because I despise the Facebook generation for latching onto yet another Movember or Dry January stupidity because they’re so swayed by Cunts of the Year like Great Thundercunt? No, it’s not that either, even though they deserve a cunting in their own right.

So what is it then, I hear you ask. Well, I’ll tell you…

My better half can’t eat wheat or dairy, so we use oat milk for our non wheat brekkie cereal. Trouble is, all the local supermarkets round here are sold out because the Veganuary cunts have bought it all up. So, these faddish ‘it’s cool to try being a fucking vegan’ cunts with their faux save-the-fucking-planet empty heads are preventing people with genuine medical problems buying the products they need. It might be a lifestyle choice for these cunts but it’s literally life and death for Mrs D.

So to all vegans, but especially Veganuary fad vegans, I say fuck you. You’re a bunch of cunts. And if that now constitutes a hate crime, then fuck the horse you came in on as well.

Nominated by Dioclese