A nomination for Megan Fox. I had never heard of the daft cow until I saw a link to this story. She has revealed how she is raising her children to be kind to animals and live sustainably by sending her sons Journey River, 3, Bodhi Ransom, 5, and Noah Shannon, 7 to an “organic, sustainable, vegan school.” (Those names alone justify this cunting).

“We send them to an organic, sustainable, vegan school where they’re seed-to-table. They plant their own food, they grow it, they harvest it and they take it to local restaurants to sell it, so they understand how all of that works. I’m very specific about never harming animals. We don’t step on ants. We don’t do things like that. We don’t rip flowers out of the ground because we think they’re beautiful. I teach them that plants are sentient beings – they have feelings, thoughts and emotions, so that’s what we’re doing”.

The tiresome attention-seeker went on to say that the couple try hard to let their children be themselves with as little intervention as possible.

“It’s about releasing control, right? That’s all it is. It’s allowing them to be who they are and relinquishing control because they were born to be who they are, and it’s my job to support that process, not to get involved and micromanage and mould them into what I think they should be”.

Yeah, that would probably explain why you’ve decided to inflict your snowflake bullshit on them and encourage them to grow long hair and wear girls dresses.

We don’t step on ants – Fuck off, how do you know?
We don’t rip up flowers – No, but you still eat plants, daft cow.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

A nomination for Asad Khan, who visited shops in North Yorkshire, accompanied by his young son, to try and trick them into paying out money for fake injuries. Basically this twat pretended to slip and fall to claim compensation.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/mans-ridiculous-attempt-compo-claim-17688492

In one incident at a discount store, CCTV captured Khan initially walking past a spillage but looking back and noticing it.
He continued walking but made his way back towards the spill up another aisle, before attempting his fall. A member of staff who dealt with Khan at a pet shop said in her statement that he had broken English and said to her, “I slip, accident, book”, and proceeded to write, “I slip now” in their log book. When Khan was interviewed about each incident, he refused to answer several questions and didn’t clarify the extent of his injuries, or whether he attended hospital.

Police began investigating Khan after receiving referrals from Allianz Insurance and Covea Insurance. In June 2016, Khan submitted a claim to Allianz, stating that he’d been shopping at a discount store and slipped on a spillage in one of the aisles, resulting in injuries to his back, leg and hand. A year later, in July 2017, Khan submitted a claim to Covea and told them he’d slipped on some water in a pet shop. However, in both incidents, CCTV showed Khan fell in a deliberate and controlled manner, and walked out displaying no signs of any injuries.

Khan was sentenced at Bradford Crown Court on January 31st, after pleading guilty to one count of fraud by false representation.
He was handed a 10-month prison sentence suspended for 18 months, ordered to pay £940 in costs and received sixty hours unpaid work.
Any chance he’ll fake an injury doing his unpaid work, or try to claim compensation for sixty hours of work without being paid?

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Ipswich Borough Council – as noted in the Independent:

“A council has taken down around sixty White supremacist posters plastered round a UK Town over the weekend”.

What deplorable message of hate was on these posters, you may ask? “It’s okay to be white”. That’s it.

I am a 31 year-old white man. I like being white. Does that therefore make me a supremacist? No, it fucking doesn’t! In this inclusive society are we to stop dark keys bigging themselves up at every opportunity? The Mudslimes? No chance. Either we are all free to say how we feel about ourselves, or none of us are. Simple as that.

Fuck’s sake.

Nominated by McCunterson

THE “INDEPENDENT”, ER….. ‘NEWSPAPER?

A solid gold, second class honours cunting please, for the internet newspaper “The Independent”, for lapping up a story concocted by some black wimmin at a university. They are ‘researchers’ of course:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-education-higher-university-study-university-leave-eu-remain-voters-educated-a7881441.html?fbclid=IwAR3MHGPOvxQLhf290y0Itarv1muxR3DX_MAQrQfmpJa5CYA15NIc2f-UHnc

So, yet again we are being told by the media that we were too thick to vote in the referendum. No doubt Adonis was sagely nodding as he read this over his cucumber sandwiches and fairy cakes at his high tea, fucking load of arsewipes.

If only we had all gone to “uni” we would all be licking the arses of Barnier and the other fuhrers of the Fourth Reich. Or if that was too onerous, we could also have been nancy boy actors or pop tarts. A bunch of people who sit on the arses all day long in their ivory towers….how like The Independent to indulge them.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs