Manish Shah

Different day, same shit.

Dr Manish Shah, of the Romford Shahs, given three life sentences today for getting a bit rapey with his female patients, including a child who said she now ‘felt differently about men’. Another valuable addition from the best and brightest around the world, propping up the NHS which Brits are apparently too inept to be able to staff themselves. Despite the supposed hefty sentence, he’ll only serve a minimum of 15 years (hmmm).

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

Phillip Schofield

Well, a “fuck-me-sideways with a Tesco trolley” cunting please, for Philip (sell your car for way below market value, something I would never need to do cos I’m fucking minted) Schofield. Apparently this cunt has come out as gay. No shit?

What’s happened then? Some sordid story about to be released by a tabloid involving a young lad? Holly big tits annoyed this is the only cunt that’s not hit on her? Everyone on the planet must have known, even his wife. Any man hosting a show like he does, that is that interested in wimminz issues, is either gay, or a fucking good actor and if he is a fucking good actor, what the fuck is he doing on daytime TV?

Attention seeking Woke Cunt!!

Nominated by Once a cunt always a cunt

I nominate Phillip Schofield for an absolutely mega cunting, not only for that crappy “Any Dream Will Do” song and all the shite ITV programmes he has presented, but because now the irritating cunt has came out as an arse bandit.

FFS, is nothing sacred anymore without banditry afoot? His poor wife, finding out your husband likes cock, and those bloody “We Buy Any Car” adverts of him standing in yoga positions….is that how the cock gobbler stands when he is taking a length up his rusty sheriff badge? And Holly Willoughby, don’t get me started on her. If I was sat beside her, I would be knobbing her senseless at every opportunity.

Phillip Schofield, you sir, are an epic cunt.

Nominated by Sidthesexistsforeskin

Philip Schofield. I’ve always said this twat was a prize cunt. Whenever the stupid cunt was on the telly doing one of his poxy ads, I’d say to the missus, “He is one A+ grade, prize twat. A monumental wanker”. She’d ask, “Why?” Well, I think my prognosis has been well and truly vindicated.

Schofield, you really are a fucking cunt. Unfortunately, the useless twat will probably now get more fucking air time from the PC media, on the box and in news rags, because he’s come out as a shirt lifter.

THE CUNT.

Nominated by DLP

Martin Shapland

An off-colour cunting is in order for up-his-own-arse dark key, Mr Shapland, who has managed to dislodge ITN newsreader Alistair Stewart for reading in ‘prejudice’ to the Shakespearian quotation about an “angry ape”:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7943667/Alastair-Stewart-steps-ITV-News-presenting-duties.html

Look at the smug fuckwit. So proud of himself for striking another blow against freedom of speech. It seems everyone these days has to bend over backwards to accommodate snowflakes, soyboys, poofters, trannies etc, etc.

If Twatter is so poisonous, why don’t they just close the thing down? Can’t have our dark friends upset, can we?

Old Man River!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Dogknappers

Dogknappers are cunts.

I despise “Humanity and people” hence my membership, some people adopt a child (real, or on paper) some people give to charity ( only the legion for me). But myself and Mrs B go the whole hog and rescue/adopt sight hounds.

These are the rejects from the betting industry. They dont have a happy life, they are kept in boxes for their career and are either liquidated, sold as food or hopefully offered for rescue. The rules are simple for us. Despite the donation given, the hound will live with us until death, but we will never own them. All dogs are chipped and the charity is the third contact number, so a dog found is easy to reunite any way you choose.

Well we have lost a dog. The dog went after a deer close to Wintersfold, outside Cranleigh in Surrey. Its been five days now and trust me, we have scoured the woods (as an organisation) and put up notices, but no sign and no body. The dog has been stolen. Regrettably, it will have been taken by the local traveller population and passed on to be a “Coursing dog”, probably end up stuck on a barbed wire fence in West Yorkshire .

I really fucking hate them. Dealing with a distraught family who have lost their other child and the 3-day rule, in this weather they will die in three days. We cant find a body. It’s been nicked, end of.

https://www.doglost.co.uk/dog-blog.php?dogId=153333

Fucking cunts they are.

Nominated by lord benny

Not so Breaking news, more the flaming obvious.

As every one is going off topic and getting on my tits, Philip Schofield has made a number of announcements on social media and on live TV.

I for my part am surprised at the surprised reaction of a number of contributors. My rule of the thumb is if you use more beauty products than your partner then there is an issue (either way), so please feel free to mumble and grumble here.

as yet whether he likes cock or arse is not clear, but his mum and family love him, so should you.

Yours Day admin.