Everywhere that’s not the English speaking world. Yip, that’s what I said.

The world is full of cunty people and countries. Let’s start with, yes, the Chinks. Devious, dishonest, manky cunts who can never be trusted and have continuously dumped nasty viruses on the rest of us. The Japanese. The most racist country on earth with not an ounce of humanity and all they can do is copy and replicate. Russia. FFS, where do I start? Lying, murderous, dishonest, greedy, trouble- causing, dope-taking (athletes) who just cannot be honest and on the up.

All of Europe. None, none of these cunts know anything about democracy, or human rights and what they have learned they got from us (it was Churchill’s Attorney General who drafted the European charter of human right, not them). They cheat and lie as a way of life. They either try to bully, kraut, or are lazy, subservient cunts. French…Italians.

Africa. Cut it loose. Good only for disease, starving people, mass corruption and all round savagery.
South America. Bankrupt, corrupt rat holes full of fascist sympathisers and banana republics. Built by the Spanish and Portuguese. Two lazy nations where they spend more time lying in the sun and skiving than working.

If I’ve missed any, please feel free to add.

We have made the best, not perfect, but best system in the world, hence the reason the rest are always trying to get into Australia, New Zealand, Canada, the USA, or Britain.

The rest of the world , you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

Bossy wives…like mine.

“Will you get this laundry sorted out? No that´s not the way to do it. (Big sigh.) You do it like this and that. Let me show you.”

“Can you put these cases in the boot of the car? No that´s not the way to do it. (Big sigh.) You do it like this and that. Let me show you.”

“Can you move the table back a bit? No that´s not the way to do it. (Big sigh.) You do it like this and that. Let me show you.”

Why do you bloody well ask me to do it if your way is the best? Why don´t you do it yourself, woman? And leave me in peace!

Nominated by Mr Polly

As one of the previous posts has devolved into a fanny cradock cooking club, Here is the place to post your apocalyptic cuisine tips.

No bat soup recipes please .

Admin.

Local supermarkets have been stripped bare, literally everything gone except the vegetables and.. Uncle Ben’s rice. 52 fucking varieties of rice, that no one wants to buy.

Typically, I’ll buy plain brown rice, of which there’s only ever precisely ten bags on the bottom shelf because evidently, no one else buys them besides myself – let’s be fair, most people in this country can’t handle boiling water and an egg timer simultaneously. But now it’s all gone and all I can get is 52 fucking flavours of rice in individual packets. No, I don’t want bean flavoured rice, or chingchong style rice, or chiggun flavoured rice.

Fucking waste of rice and waste of packaging. I was going to broaden this cunting to include Colgate toothpaste, which too thinks it has the right to occupy half an aisle with its 52 fucking varieties, but gooey shite made from industrial runoff isn’t quite as wasteful it seems.

Ben. You suck. Accept the fact rice is rice and that if you wanted a diverse portfolio you should have chosen a different foodstuff to hawk.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

Jeremy Kyle, probably one of the easiest nominations to make.

You may remember this smug prick had a TV show that had all the enticement of dried dog turd. It basically involved him belittling a bunch of council estate chavs whilst parading their dirty laundry in public.

Well, all was great for creepy face until he gave the same demeaning act to a bloke called Steve Dymond. Clearly vulnerable, Kyle and his production team didn’t care one jot about his welfare – this is how they made sacks full of cash after all. After being on the show, Steve sadly killed himself and the self-centred fuck Jeremy, rightly had his show canned.

Although now, his new agent (the same agent as Peter André) has said that Jeremy will be making a comeback to ITV with a new show, one where he will “get his say”. Fucking brilliant, that’s all we need. There are enough fucking wankers already given platforms to have their say. The last thing we need is this punchable, self-righteous cunt let loose on TV again.

Why do we crave this reality TV shite? It’s the lowest form of entertainment, watching a bunch of LGBT, Leftie, snowflake cunts do everyday shit. And it isn’t fucking reality because there’s nothing real about it. It is all staged to keep the mindless viewers ‘entertained’. Fuck off Kyle, we don’t need you back.

Nominated by elcuntio