“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I have the *cough* honour to speak to the UK’s Foreign Secretary David Lammy, to discuss the government’s position following the inauguration of President Trump”

“Yessir. How do boss. Well now ah wants ta tell ya all dat Mr Trump ain’t just Mr Trump no more, he’s Da Donald. He gracious an’ generous man. Ah’ll find common ground with him, an’ build ah partnuhship with him in our nashnull internet. Th’ world am glad he returnin’ ta da Big White House bro”

“Er, hang on… Just a few short years ago (presumably when you thought Mr Trump was finished) you called him ‘a tyrant’, and ‘a woman-hating, neo-Nazi sociopath’, among other things”

“Yeh uh well dat all ol’ hat bro, water over de bridge. An ah was misappropriated at da time innit. Only las’ year ah had a dinner with him, an’ he give me extra chiggun! Ah was so happy, ah did the ol’ soft shoe shuffle and gave ’em a song; ‘dem bones, dem bones dem drah bones’…”

“Extraordinary. That must have done wonders to ease any latent tensions. Now I understand that our dear PM is also keen to go to Washington soon to repair relations after being snubbed by Mr Trump and not invited to the inauguration”

“Dat right; the boss wanna talk about de speciality relationship an er…well dat kind of speciality relationship stuff, an ‘deals ta buy an’ sell stuff, an’ de war in Uganda thing ya know what ah mean?”

“Well that’s absolutely fascinating… I think you mean the war in Ukraine by the way”

“Yeah dat one as well. But dat’s you all done man, gotta go back ta de House ta get ma expenses claim in an’ some chiggun peanut stew innit. Dis Secretaryin’ thing doin’ ma head in, know what ah’m sayin an’ stuff?”

“Well not really, but thank you anyway. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

Standard.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

I would really like it if the current “government” stopped boiling my piss by putting a moratorium on the word “plan” and “plans”. Here is ther latest example from weak as piss Pixieballs Cooper:

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Ydes – a “plan” for giving £10m for local investigations into CSA by mainly Pakistani British men of young vulnerable girls. We all know that these local enquiries will be quietly buried, so as not to embarrass Cooper’s boss, who was DPP during many of the excesses, 2009-2014.

But – plans – £”labour has a plan was trotted out for virtually everything by Kweer and his pansies for a year or two before the election. NHS? – Labour has a plan. Illegal immigration? – Labour has a plan. Social care? – Labour has a plan.

You get my drift?

We all know now (if we didn’t know then, and many of us did) that Labour had – and has – fuck all.

Who would expect mincing be-lipsticked Wes Streeting to have any sort of plan about anything other than bum sex. Kicking social care into the long grass was his only “plan”. The same with little Yvette (did she buy those nice blue glasses herself or did Gaylord Alli buy them for her?) – I Want Some Blue Glasses For A Red Lady – any “local report/enquiry” will be sat on – probably under the massive arse of Dame Emily.

It has got to the point now that the word plan is like a red rag to a bull. I am beginning to feel – for all her bluster – that Kemi won’t be much better. She has been announcing “plans”., and you think what the fuck for. None of that Westminster shower stick to their word – or their “plans”

Nominated by W C Boggs.

I was oblivious to comphet until I caught sight of a headline but the article itself was behind a paywall, so I googled comphet.

‘ Compulsory heterosexuality, often shortened to comphet, is the theory that heterosexuality is assumed and enforced upon people by a patriarchal, allonormative, and heteronormative society. The term was popularized by Adrienne Rich in her 1980 essay titled “Compulsory Heterosexuality and Lesbian Existence”. ’

There you go, you’re only straight because you’re forced to be, in reality you’re gay as fuck.

The lengths LBGT advocates will go to convince us and themselves they are not deviant (from the norm) is astounding, more astonishing is how this utterly toxic and destructive bullshit filters into mainstream cultural belief.

I’m not providing a link because I don’t have one but a little bit of searching will enlighten any of us .

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit link below by Jeezum Priest.

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Having just watched the following YouTube video, it was obvious that a Parisian theatre called La Gaiete Lyrique is worth of a cunting.

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In an act of wisdom, akin to Queers for Palestine supporters standing on top of a tall building (if any remain standing) in Gaza, this far-left theatre which prides itself on “progressive virtues” decided to host an event called “Re-inventing the Welcome for Refugees in France”. This event proved to be so popular amongst “refugees” that they immediately took over the theatre and 300 are now treating it as home. The theatre has decided that they don’t won’t to evict these squatters as it would be “inhumane” to evict them “in the middle of winter”.

As a result of this occupation by illegals, the theatre was forced to cancel all of its events and has now gone bankrupt. It can no longer pay its 60 employees, although if they are all lefties I couldn’t care less.

Nearby businesses have lost a lot of revenue due to crowds of illegals milling around outside their premises, discouraging passers-by from the area and frequenting these businesses.

Many of these illegals are claiming to be minors to claim government benefits, although it is obvious that their balls dropped sometime during the late twentieth century.

Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.

Couple who joined protest outside hotel housing asylum seekers jailed’

For 21 months.

And what did they do?

‘The pair spent around an hour at the scene, where others were throwing missiles including fireworks, a petrol bomb, bricks, chunks of concrete and lampposts at Staffordshire Police officers who were trying to protect staff and residents inside the hotel.’

NB They werent found to have participated in the violence.

Also: -Stonehouse was seen shouting abuse at police and raising his arms while Kirkbride held him back.

Kirkbride was seen laughing when a firework exploded, chanting and asking police about his taxes being spent on those in the hotel.

So, they werent found guilty of any violence or damage but got 21 months jail for being there?

They should have joined the anti-semites and terrorist supporters and nothing would have happened to them.

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.