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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Modern warfare.
Now back in the day and automatic rifle gave you the edge.
Then frag vests then ballistic vests.
Fuck, we used to work on satellite info, pictures of sandpaper.
Not so much now.
Fuck it’s real time now.
No longer “we expect ‘ but ‘ just round the corner,’
A very different war….,.
Gone are my days of the gun knife and shovel.
Trust me they are the ultimate battle axe, but you don’t want to go there.
So I nominate someone cunt flying an EOD at me on a child’s toy.
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Sorry Sir I can’t sell you that.
Having a look around today and I spy my Calor gas hoses are looking past their best. While I’m at it cop a look at my trusty blowlamp. Fuck me that does look grim.
After an online search I saw a local avert for hoses. Ideal only a couple of miles away. Go over and ask. I can sell you two metres of hose. Me that’s no good I want five metres.
Well if you show me your Gas safe card I can sell you as much as you need.
Don’t be silly say I, I’m retired now. Sorry I can’t sell you it. Fine stick it where the sun don’t shine then.
Fucking jobsworth cunts.
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At last. The staggering inteligence gathering of the cops.
”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”
Well fuck me who’da thought it. Dont all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
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Gladiator TV show finalists.
OK…For the record I don’t watch this kind of brainless Saturday evening tv fodder for the hard of thinking but I was at my PC coming up to 1am just finishing another bottle of decent red before logging off (not a euphemism in this scenario) and had one last check on the days news on the BBC website and came across this announcement:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7874xddxgjo
Now, I don’t know what the odds are for the 4 finalists to fill the BBC box ticking categories, but if it were a ‘genuine’ result then they are pretty long odds. However, by complete skill, luck, or deliberate internal manipulation (you decide) we have ended up with the 4 finalists who consist of a Blick male, a butch tattooed lesbian, a female raggy, and a white male. (I cannot suggest one or more of these 4 have a disability either, but cynical me, suggests there’s enough boxes ticked there already)
For me, this is the issue with media, and in particular tv today. I have zero confidence that any results like this nom are genuine because it is simply too coincidental that you would randomly have such a spread of what we have that the BBC (and others) are so desperate to promote to the UK tv viewing public.
I took one look at that pic in my nom and thought… it’s all a fix. Not that I’m worried as I don’t watch it, but I am more worried about this social engineering and brainwashing of gullible cunts who do.
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DANIEL KRETINSKY:
A cunting for a cunt who is likely to become an even bigger cunt, considering he is endorsed b y minnows like Jonathan (not a solicitor) Reynolds MP, the BBC (whose gushing tribute by Simon Jack of the BBC appears below) and the unions. Kretinsky, has strong links with Russia, he himself is a Czech ex-lawyer (lawyers are the biggest cunts of the lot – think Kweer)
This is the money-grubbing arsehole who has bought Royal Mail (who are now guaranteeing that the £1.75 a throw First Class stamp will ensure delivery “within three days” – where has the “next day” guarantee gone?.
When this extraordinary deal was Okayed by the government last year he had seemingly won over every bastard in the industry, even though the “binding” deals stink worse than a prop forwards jockstrap. It is clear that the government (the last one as well as this piss poor shower of arseholes we have now).
We will see deliveries “every other weekday”, to upgrade you will need to have a smartphone – old cunts my age don’t have such contraptions – they are going to operate boxes on the side of post boxes.
It seems that Royal Mail is now in steep managed decline – selling off Royal Mail reminds me of when that old grinning poofter Branson sold off Virgin to the gullible Zavvi, when he knew the bottom had fallen out of the CD/DVD market. Buying something off that shyster Reynolds is a guarantee of failure.
I think we all ought to be given homing pigeons – with any luck they might shit over Labour MPs and their idiot supporters. The deal might be good for the government, the unions and the BBC, ut as sure as fuck it is not going to be good for the public
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4mm3kx0v2o
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Saving strangers lives…
Sounds noble, eh? A pint of blood every six months, maybe? Organ donation when y’die? …
Ideally, in an ideal world, .. commendable. But this world is far from ideal. It’s overflowing with bad types. From all out just absolutely worthless cunts, to top of the line criminal offenders, with multiple multiple violent and sexual crimes everywhere daily. Not rare any more. Rife.
It was nutter criminal ‘Charles Bronson’ who put this in my mind when he declared HIS organs would be up for transplant but he specified not for cops, bumderers, nor non-caucasian. And the U.K. transplant board used that to grandstand and say ‘no, thanks, … no differentiating here, no sir!
And I there and then thought ‘what about (other) predatory perverts?’
And since that day, my answer would be ‘no’. Am waiting for presumed consent (passed in 2024 without referendum ask, the paddy usual) but not snuck into actuality yet … so I can immediately lodge my no-way, josé (or m’tumbo, or joe fucking bloggs) to the list. I guess the powers that be thinking behind the scheme is increased organs via a cross between mass indifference and lazy apathy across the population.
But what the fuck? Murderers, rapists, wifebeaters, animal neglectors, … nobody that anyone would actively try to keep around if you knew outright about them, so why oh so very why would it be worth risking?
It’s not. The counter arguments, such as they are, can wait for the cunting if,as & when ..
The main one will be, of course, ‘what about the good folk?’. Well I’ll go statistics. I USED to think(probably naively) that the societal decency arm of the Pareto Principal (an 80/20 ratio in various fields) was 20% ‘bad’ 80% ‘good’… but even if that ever was true, its fucking flipped by now, 20% decent, 80 … ‘questionable’.
You *might* save a good ‘un.
Or. You might save someone awful. Keep an unrumbled ‘minors attracted’ at it’s perverted criminal habit for 10, 20 extra years thanks to YOUR replacement-supplied ticker???
Not worth the gamble.
Anyways, fuck it. There’s enough cunts on the planet anyways.
‘Bet if you needed an organ you’d be in line for one, though, hypocrite’, you might be thinking, reader ..
I’d recommend you bet otherwise. Hypocrites are cunts too! 🙂
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Fuck me. Modded without a notion as to what word. Anyways. Link for nom? Don’t know. There’s no reference to Mr.Bronson’s statement to be found any more .. I’d place that mid nineties.
This just showed up .. France … fucking France! .. even beat Britain to this presumed consent cuntitude. Look how pernickety the cunts made objecting.
Old link, still of relevance.
https://www.newstalk.com/news/how-close-is-ireland-to-having-an-optout-system-for-organ-donation-199088-543087
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A cunting for the first all female crew since 1963
I have just witnessed the most pointless ‘piece of history’ , a crew of 6 women including Katy Perry went up to the edge of space, start to finish the whole thing lasted 11 minutes. Yes that’s up, hang around for a few seconds then back down
The ‘mission’ leader was some plastic faced tart who happens to be the fiancé of Jeff Bezos.
Now to be fair it’s something that isn’t without risk although this wasn’t the first flight of blue horizon, it has been tried and tested with no issues so it isn’t the maiden flight type of risk.
What is actually annoying is that this nothing more that a joyride, no scientific interest, no new breakthrough so what is the big deal, it could have been 6 monkeys or 6 sacks of sand.
The description of the 6 as crew is a bit of a stretch, they have zero control of anything and other that the G force (no more than a high end fairground ride) the training is pretty minimal.
The crew are now technically Astronauts 😂, I would prefer a much more accurate description
PAYLOAD – the load carried by a vehicle, particularly an aircraft or spacecraft, that is not essential for the vehicle’s operation itself. This can include passengers, cargo, equipment.
I would say that if offered I would go for the ride 😂
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14606297/blue-origin-flight-live-katy-perry-gayle-king-lauren-sanchez-launch.html
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Correction – the Willy shaped rocket is Blue Origin not Horizon
Apologies to Admin.
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NOT travellers, van dwellers.
This is how people are living, they aren’t our lovable painted horse-drawn wagon folk, nor are they the top of the range SUV driving folk who park their caravans in your local Lidl car park, tap into the water/electric, nick everything that’s not nailed down within a mile radius, and fuck off before the police arrive.
No, these are people who are living in cars, vans, horseboxes, old removal vans, etc., because they can’t afford to rent!
However, they are still leaving the same amount of human waste and general debris, so what makes them different?
Well, they’ve mainly got jobs. They go to work, earn a wage, pay tax, etc., and are generally law abiding citizens.
Apparently, the number of folks living like this is so great the local council is looking for a proper site for them.
Great, Britain. We’re just building our first shanty town!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyndx0g41lo.amp
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Vets are cunts. Just seen an article on The BBC, albeit that is a Cunt of an organisation. Headline – ‘Vets say they are under pressure to bring in more money per pet’ link https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62zzegvk33o
Fuck me backwards with a half inflated balloon. We have had our dog in the vets recently, and they take great delight in just trying something else, obviously at a cost, a cost that includes, playing on owners emotions cunt tax.
They start with a quote……………if you ever have similar, instantly add £2k onto that cunt. Then they come calling saying, oh that treatment advised by our team of specialist cunts didn’t actually do fuck all. But luckily we have another team of specialist cunts who think this might work.
I appreciate vets do a sterling job with animals, but fuck my financially bankrupt hat, the cunts know already how to charge for it.
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Haroon Aswat.
In 2015 Aswat was convicted in a US court of various offences relating to attempting to set up a terrorist training camp in Utah, aided by his good pal Abu Hamza, and sentenced to 20 years.
He was released in 2022 ( yes, 7 years into his 20 year sentence, because he spent so much time in custody in the UK, it counted towards his time), and promptly deported to the UK, where he was swiftly detained under the Mental Health Act, and confined in Bethlem Royal Hospital.
He’s now up for release back to his home in Batley, despite grave concerns that he is a threat to national security.
Hang on, a convicted criminal, self confessed terrorist and certified utter lunatic is OK to be released?
The Home Office has stated that
” Robust measures are in place to protect the public”
Oh well, that’s OK than, the Home Office has learnt the lessons that needed to be learned, and everything’s alright with the world?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg51lgrg2lo.amp
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An additional link Admin, to Media report, leaves you shouting “what??”
https://henryjacksonsociety.org/media-centre/dr-alan-mendoza-on-gb-news-comments-on-the-news-that-terrorist-haroon-aswat-may-be-freed/
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