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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Business Rate Increase
Bene doing my usual rounds seeing my customers, salesman to specialist retailers that I am. My trade, for the most part, is made up of small businesses run by one or two people.
A common theme I’m hearing “business rate increases have fucked me” along with increases in NI contributions, utility bills and council tax.
What is even more galling is this week I’m doing my London rounds; no prizes for guessing what the demographic on the street looks like and that they are doubtless net drain on the country’s purse.
What the absolute fuck This a this is a piss take. These people have cancelled recruitment or any form of expansion and purchasing is down, which hits my business and my income. To make ends meet these people are working absurd hours now as well.
If you work your arse off you are punished in this country. Political class needs to be purged. Cunts! How is this growing the economy?!
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https://www.mha.co.uk/insights/key-reforms-to-business-rates-from-april-2025
I forgot to add a link, what a cunt I am.
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Jess Phillips is a monumental cunt.
Not only has she sneakily watered down the token local inquiries into the P*ki rape gangs she did it in an empty HoC on the afternoon before Easter shutdown.
The allocated 5 million will now be thrown around to fund ‘action’ whatever that may be rather than specific inquiries and we all know why, the Muslim vote.
The low rent cunt couldn’t even tell the truth about her abuse during the GE, highlighting that it was men rather than specifically muslim men, the men weren’t white, black or slitty eyed they were Muslim
Here is a section from her LBC interview
‘ Asked whether the abuse was sectarian, Ms Phillips said that was “too simple” an explanation.
She added: “People want desperately for me to announce that the people shouting at me and barracking me were Muslim men.
“The fact that they were men is quite significant to me – the fact that they were Muslim is not significant because there are Muslim people in my constituency who didn’t behave like this.
“These people were idiots. They didn’t do it because they were Muslim – they did it because they were idiots, and they wanted something for themselves, and they used a terrible tragedy to get that.”
What a fucking cop out, this ‘brave’ woman cannot even admit the truth when it literally smacks her in the mouth.
The grooming gang national inquiry would have probably been an embarrassment to labour, the 5 local inquiries that were promised likewise, so we have Jess with a yellow stripe down her back running fucking scared.
At the moment there is only Oldham pressing ahead with the inquiry.
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/jess-phillips-opponent-activists-abused-idiots-not-because-muslims/
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https://www.gbnews.com/news/labour-grooming-gang-inquiries-plan-dropped-jess-phillips
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Falling foul of the German speech crime laws is a right cunt.
David Bendeks, editor of an “AfD- adjacent” rag took the piss out of a useless cunt who is currently stealing a living posing as the German Interior Minister.
The useless cunt aka Nancy Faeser posing as the German Interior Minister took exception and the judges duly stepped up and handed down a seven month probation to Bendels.
https://dailysceptic.org/2025/04/09/german-journalist-sentenced-to-seven-months-probation-for-meme-poking-fun-at-the-interior-ministers-lack-of-commitment-to-free-speech/
I seem to recall that the four-eyed spineless cunt Gove was keen on such laws being introduced in the UK. According to him, anyone speaking disrespectfully about the institutions should have their collars felt.
Of course the Germans have form in persecuting dissidents. The far left Nazi Party was well particularly known for it.
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That should be David Bendels, ffs. Please change, if possible, Admin. Thanks in advance.
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Modern warfare.
Now back in the day and automatic rifle gave you the edge.
Then frag vests then ballistic vests.
Fuck, we used to work on satellite info, pictures of sandpaper.
Not so much now.
Fuck it’s real time now.
No longer “we expect ‘ but ‘ just round the corner,’
A very different war….,.
Gone are my days of the gun knife and shovel.
Trust me they are the ultimate battle axe, but you don’t want to go there.
So I nominate someone cunt flying an EOD at me on a child’s toy.
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GOVERNMENT GENEROSITY (with our
money)
From a friend who works in a bank, locally…
“An Immigrant came in last week to open a bank account. Two days later he had £1,500 in Benefits paid in.
Today he came back because his card was blocked (due to suspected fraud) when trying to buy a brand new top of the range £1,300 iPhone. Our Fraud Dept. then unblocked the card and he purchased his new phone (with the benefits we gave him…).
He doesn’t need money to live on because the hotel gives him all his food and lodgings and the hotel is (fully) paid by the Government.
This was just one customer – they all do this and come in with their top of the range phones!”
Q (from me) “I thought you needed tons and tons of proof of identity and (a very) permanent address to open an account?”
A “Oh no; there are exceptions for them of course…”
My apologies Admin, there is no Link, only the link between Government Generosity and the Immigration Invasion.
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https://www.cottontreetrust.org.uk/news/cotton-tree-helps-refugees-access-banking
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Sorry Sir I can’t sell you that.
Having a look around today and I spy my Calor gas hoses are looking past their best. While I’m at it cop a look at my trusty blowlamp. Fuck me that does look grim.
After an online search I saw a local avert for hoses. Ideal only a couple of miles away. Go over and ask. I can sell you two metres of hose. Me that’s no good I want five metres.
Well if you show me your Gas safe card I can sell you as much as you need.
Don’t be silly say I, I’m retired now. Sorry I can’t sell you it. Fine stick it where the sun don’t shine then.
Fucking jobsworth cunts.
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Dominic Littlewood.
Following a mention in a recent thread, I decided missing Mitchell brother Dominic Littlewood need cunting again. For every BBC uber cunt like Gary Lineker or Nagging Munchabutty there are a dozen of these pricks, cunts for hire presenting braindead dross for jobless ball scratching slobs. He is like the BBC version of Yosser Hughes….gizza job…I can do that!.
The slap headed Essex monkey gimp has carved out a bit of a career on the box as some crusading consumer rights hero, fighting for the little guy and the terminally stupid not vetting tradesmen correctly with such shows as ‘Cowboy Builders’, ‘Saints and Scroungers’ and ‘Don’t Get Done, Get Dom’. All highly ironic of course as the fucking BBC and its TV license fee are one of the biggest crooks in the country.
Anyway, here is some cops from Texas tasering our Dom for making another shit TV programme.
indyLink
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Another link
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Title: My “Pure” hatred of cremation adverts
Let’s face it, none of us are going to cheat a visit by the Grim Reaper… the most we can do is follow the advice from Blue Oyster Cult and try not to fear him. Most of us don’t want to be reminded of our frail mortality as life is fleeting enough already. Each year that goes by seems to disappear quicker and quicker.
I don’t watch a lot of TV, most of it is crap. However when a rare bout of curiosity sets in and I do try the idiot box, my piss always boils as nearly every other advertisement shown these days is one about planning your cremation. They show OAPs cheerfully talking about their impending Sudden Existence Failure as if it is something to look forward to, smiling whilst they talk about how lovely it is going to be when their bones are pulverised by hammers and then the fragments incinerated to ashes.
I especially hate the ones by Pure Cremation and the one with the smug twat lying in a bath going on about how lovely the funeral was they just went to. He seems to go to an awful lot of funerals and is always talking about them when having a bath; his relatives must be dropping like flies, maybe they all live in that charming village of Midsummer. Well if you like funerals that much you irritating cunt, let me speed up yours for you, that will wipe the smile off your face and give someone else a chance to use the bath.
Cremation adverts in general are all cunts, with the biggest of them being Pure Cremation.
Here is a link on YouTube about the offending TV ad: https://youtu.be/jkpAfcxMgWc?si=XS9kJk2YQP5mDi4O
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Theme Park Britain
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz95n2837vgo
So this is what we have become. The cradle of the industrial revolution, the world’s first industrial superpower, reduced to an American theme park.
This pile of tacky shite is to be built on the site of what was once the world’s biggest brickworks, sacrificed some years ago to the Green Gods. And here’s Rodney, Rachel from Complaints and lardy Nandy celebrating our country’s decline into a playground for the educationally subnormal.
Ultimately 8000 jobs coming Bedfordshire’s way apparently. So that’ll be 8000 media and diversity studies ‘graduates’ dressing up as Shrek to amuse the hordes of cretinous fuckwits and their feral offspring. Meanwhile Universal will relieve said fuckwits of a month’s disposable income in one day. What a great benefit to the country it will be.
So let’s turn the whole of Britain into a theme park as that’s the way we’re going. Get culturally enriched and play ‘Dodge the Machete’ at the Notting Hill Carnival. Visit the Birmingham Soft Play Centre where the kids can bounce up and down on mountains of overflowing bin bags. Play the Government’s new lottery game – ‘Guess the number of migrants today’. The possibilities are endless.
When I was growing up I felt proud to be British. Today I’m just embarrassed.
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At last. The staggering inteligence gathering of the cops.
”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”
Well fuck me who’da thought it. Dont all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
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Surrey Police.
Are the police going too far, or are they simply out of control and making it up as they go along?
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/surrey-police-uk-mother-arrested-childs-ipad-vanessa-brown/
Honest to Dog you really can’t make this shit up. Poor lass, took her daughters iPads off them, so they could do their homework without distraction. Fair enough.
Vanessa went to visit her mum, an elderly woman.
Next thing, police are at mums door, arresting Vanessa for theft and treating the old mum like she’s a modern day Fagin!
Vanessa is then held in custody for several hours, until the officer who had custody of the shared braincell that day decided there was no case to answer!
Now, reading between the lines, it looks like kids phoned Dad to moan about Mum confiscating their iPads, and Dad, being a total cunt, reported them as stolen. This has not been checked by BBC Verify, BTW.
So far, Surrey Police have failed to either
Apologise to Vanessa, or
Arrest the cunt for making a false report and wasting police time.
Shabby wedding, Surrey Police, very shabby.
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Gladiator TV show finalists.
OK…For the record I don’t watch this kind of brainless Saturday evening tv fodder for the hard of thinking but I was at my PC coming up to 1am just finishing another bottle of decent red before logging off (not a euphemism in this scenario) and had one last check on the days news on the BBC website and came across this announcement:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7874xddxgjo
Now, I don’t know what the odds are for the 4 finalists to fill the BBC box ticking categories, but if it were a ‘genuine’ result then they are pretty long odds. However, by complete skill, luck, or deliberate internal manipulation (you decide) we have ended up with the 4 finalists who consist of a Blick male, a butch tattooed lesbian, a female raggy, and a white male. (I cannot suggest one or more of these 4 have a disability either, but cynical me, suggests there’s enough boxes ticked there already)
For me, this is the issue with media, and in particular tv today. I have zero confidence that any results like this nom are genuine because it is simply too coincidental that you would randomly have such a spread of what we have that the BBC (and others) are so desperate to promote to the UK tv viewing public.
I took one look at that pic in my nom and thought… it’s all a fix. Not that I’m worried as I don’t watch it, but I am more worried about this social engineering and brainwashing of gullible cunts who do.
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DANIEL KRETINSKY:
A cunting for a cunt who is likely to become an even bigger cunt, considering he is endorsed b y minnows like Jonathan (not a solicitor) Reynolds MP, the BBC (whose gushing tribute by Simon Jack of the BBC appears below) and the unions. Kretinsky, has strong links with Russia, he himself is a Czech ex-lawyer (lawyers are the biggest cunts of the lot – think Kweer)
This is the money-grubbing arsehole who has bought Royal Mail (who are now guaranteeing that the £1.75 a throw First Class stamp will ensure delivery “within three days” – where has the “next day” guarantee gone?.
When this extraordinary deal was Okayed by the government last year he had seemingly won over every bastard in the industry, even though the “binding” deals stink worse than a prop forwards jockstrap. It is clear that the government (the last one as well as this piss poor shower of arseholes we have now).
We will see deliveries “every other weekday”, to upgrade you will need to have a smartphone – old cunts my age don’t have such contraptions – they are going to operate boxes on the side of post boxes.
It seems that Royal Mail is now in steep managed decline – selling off Royal Mail reminds me of when that old grinning poofter Branson sold off Virgin to the gullible Zavvi, when he knew the bottom had fallen out of the CD/DVD market. Buying something off that shyster Reynolds is a guarantee of failure.
I think we all ought to be given homing pigeons – with any luck they might shit over Labour MPs and their idiot supporters. The deal might be good for the government, the unions and the BBC, ut as sure as fuck it is not going to be good for the public
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn4mm3kx0v2o
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Saving strangers lives…
Sounds noble, eh? A pint of blood every six months, maybe? Organ donation when y’die? …
Ideally, in an ideal world, .. commendable. But this world is far from ideal. It’s overflowing with bad types. From all out just absolutely worthless cunts, to top of the line criminal offenders, with multiple multiple violent and sexual crimes everywhere daily. Not rare any more. Rife.
It was nutter criminal ‘Charles Bronson’ who put this in my mind when he declared HIS organs would be up for transplant but he specified not for cops, bumderers, nor non-caucasian. And the U.K. transplant board used that to grandstand and say ‘no, thanks, … no differentiating here, no sir!
And I there and then thought ‘what about (other) predatory perverts?’
And since that day, my answer would be ‘no’. Am waiting for presumed consent (passed in 2024 without referendum ask, the paddy usual) but not snuck into actuality yet … so I can immediately lodge my no-way, josé (or m’tumbo, or joe fucking bloggs) to the list. I guess the powers that be thinking behind the scheme is increased organs via a cross between mass indifference and lazy apathy across the population.
But what the fuck? Murderers, rapists, wifebeaters, animal neglectors, … nobody that anyone would actively try to keep around if you knew outright about them, so why oh so very why would it be worth risking?
It’s not. The counter arguments, such as they are, can wait for the cunting if,as & when ..
The main one will be, of course, ‘what about the good folk?’. Well I’ll go statistics. I USED to think(probably naively) that the societal decency arm of the Pareto Principal (an 80/20 ratio in various fields) was 20% ‘bad’ 80% ‘good’… but even if that ever was true, its fucking flipped by now, 20% decent, 80 … ‘questionable’.
You *might* save a good ‘un.
Or. You might save someone awful. Keep an unrumbled ‘minors attracted’ at it’s perverted criminal habit for 10, 20 extra years thanks to YOUR replacement-supplied ticker???
Not worth the gamble.
Anyways, fuck it. There’s enough cunts on the planet anyways.
‘Bet if you needed an organ you’d be in line for one, though, hypocrite’, you might be thinking, reader ..
I’d recommend you bet otherwise. Hypocrites are cunts too! 🙂
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Fuck me. Modded without a notion as to what word. Anyways. Link for nom? Don’t know. There’s no reference to Mr.Bronson’s statement to be found any more .. I’d place that mid nineties.
This just showed up .. France … fucking France! .. even beat Britain to this presumed consent cuntitude. Look how pernickety the cunts made objecting.
Old link, still of relevance.
https://www.newstalk.com/news/how-close-is-ireland-to-having-an-optout-system-for-organ-donation-199088-543087
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A cunting for the first all female crew since 1963
I have just witnessed the most pointless ‘piece of history’ , a crew of 6 women including Katy Perry went up to the edge of space, start to finish the whole thing lasted 11 minutes. Yes that’s up, hang around for a few seconds then back down
The ‘mission’ leader was some plastic faced tart who happens to be the fiancé of Jeff Bezos.
Now to be fair it’s something that isn’t without risk although this wasn’t the first flight of blue horizon, it has been tried and tested with no issues so it isn’t the maiden flight type of risk.
What is actually annoying is that this nothing more that a joyride, no scientific interest, no new breakthrough so what is the big deal, it could have been 6 monkeys or 6 sacks of sand.
The description of the 6 as crew is a bit of a stretch, they have zero control of anything and other that the G force (no more than a high end fairground ride) the training is pretty minimal.
The crew are now technically Astronauts 😂, I would prefer a much more accurate description
PAYLOAD – the load carried by a vehicle, particularly an aircraft or spacecraft, that is not essential for the vehicle’s operation itself. This can include passengers, cargo, equipment.
I would say that if offered I would go for the ride 😂
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14606297/blue-origin-flight-live-katy-perry-gayle-king-lauren-sanchez-launch.html
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Correction – the Willy shaped rocket is Blue Origin not Horizon
Apologies to Admin.
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NOT travellers, van dwellers.
This is how people are living, they aren’t our lovable painted horse-drawn wagon folk, nor are they the top of the range SUV driving folk who park their caravans in your local Lidl car park, tap into the water/electric, nick everything that’s not nailed down within a mile radius, and fuck off before the police arrive.
No, these are people who are living in cars, vans, horseboxes, old removal vans, etc., because they can’t afford to rent!
However, they are still leaving the same amount of human waste and general debris, so what makes them different?
Well, they’ve mainly got jobs. They go to work, earn a wage, pay tax, etc., and are generally law abiding citizens.
Apparently, the number of folks living like this is so great the local council is looking for a proper site for them.
Great, Britain. We’re just building our first shanty town!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyndx0g41lo.amp
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