My Fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration: Veganuary.
A soy latte, pass the mung beans cunting please, for those meat hating drippy-hippy killjoy wankers, for trying to make the gloomiest month of the year, even gloomier?
After Black History month (what fucking history?), Stoptober (killjoys), Movember (scruffy bastards), and a restricted Christmas, these fuckers want us to experience the benefit of insufficient nutrition and mostly bland food.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love stir fried vegetables, noodles etc-but-with a nice bit of protein rich meat.
Remember folks, Carrie Symmonds is a Vegan?
Take back the month, spend it eating meat, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and more importantly, “Fucking for England”?
#Vaginuary
Nominated by: Cuntfinder General