First of all, why would anyone want to be someone else? Also, if someone can sing or play a bit, why not try and do something new or original? Instead these cunts go around in silly costumes and wigs performing stuff that was put out over 40 years ago… I saw a Rolling Stones tribute band… There was this bloke with a ludicrous blonde wig, pretending he was Brian Jones (he looked more like Jimmy Savile!)…. The same man appeared later on with a very bad black rooster style syrup, pretending now to be Ronnie Wood… If you want 60s or 70s Stones just listen to them…Instead of paying money to see a bunch of knobheads in panto get-up…
These ‘Tribute Stones’ also had stupid names: like Nick Dagger, Charlie Mott and Bill Hyman… How fucking sad is that? I was informed that the name ‘Hyman’ was a shortened version of highwayman… And here was me thinking it had something to do with Mandy Smith…
Nominated by: Norman