Tribute bands

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Tribute bands deserve a cunting… It shows how fucked music is when the likes of Mojo Magazine (cunts) advertise more tribute bands than real ones…..

First of all, why would anyone want to be someone else? Also, if someone can sing or play a bit, why not try and do something new or original? Instead these cunts go around in silly costumes and wigs performing stuff that was put out over 40 years ago… I saw a Rolling Stones tribute band… There was this bloke with a ludicrous blonde wig, pretending he was Brian Jones (he looked more like Jimmy Savile!)…. The same man appeared later on with a very bad black rooster style syrup, pretending now to be Ronnie Wood… If you want 60s or 70s Stones just listen to them…Instead of paying money to see a bunch of knobheads in panto get-up…

These ‘Tribute Stones’ also had stupid names: like Nick Dagger, Charlie Mott and Bill Hyman… How fucking sad is that? I was informed that the name ‘Hyman’ was a shortened version of highwayman… And here was me thinking it had something to do with Mandy Smith…

Nominated by: Norman