I detest actors who take themselves and their profession too seriously but she’s so far up her own arse she can watch you from behind her rat-face teeth.
Her nude scenes in The War Zone after having just given birth to twins have to be amongst the most distressing I’ve ever endured, and acting in a film with fellow up-his-own-arse cuntflap Ray Winstone is particularly unforgiveable.
This may have been forgotten but I recently watched a load of pretentious Italian cuntspittle called I Am Love starring guess who. In an interview about the film she used the word “milieu” about 15 times which caused my blood pressure to rise to stroke levels.
I managed to recover from that too but then read this interview on the BBC yesterday regarding her silent role in her latest wopfest of self-indulgence: “It was a time in my life when, for personal reasons, I was all out of words; I didn’t want to say anything,” Swinton elaborates. “I wanted to do the film though, and this was the only way I could make it happen.”
Just reading this self-indulgent tripe while I copied it has put me off my pancakes.
The best role for her would be in a documentary about an actress drowning in a boating accident on Lake Como or being blown up by an ISIS toddler.
Nominated by: Galted Asas