Any talent show is rooted in cuntitude and many may think that not having Simon Cuntowel would give it more credibility but lets examine the facts. It took them 3 fucking years to realise Tom Jones wasn’t cool after all and name dropping Elvis was his sole remaining talent. Jessie J and Rita Ora were window dressing but this season they have got the cuntmaster general Boy (crabby old cunt) George out of his dungeon to drool over window cleaners and washed up cunts of yesteryear.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit