The Met Office [2]


I would like to nominate the Met Office for a cunting. In January they announced that a new £100m supercomputer would provide the most “accurate forecasts yet” and yet they’re still fucking useless!

If there’s a 3min weather report the cunts spend 2mins of that telling us about the weather we had that day (which they got wrong) followed by tomorrow’s guess (which they’ll get wrong). You might as well just look out of the window or stick a couple of pine cones on your windowsill!

I wouldn’t let the cunts predict their own birthdays they’re that useless!

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!