The Haka demands a good cunting.

I’m bored to the fucking back teeth of seeing that little dance, but what gets me more are those stupid NZ fans in the stands who now think they need to stick the tongue out like their heroes on the pitch.

Piss right off, cùnts.

Nominated by: Dan

( Can’t be cunted too many times, eh Flaxen?… )

Load of fucking shit this is. A choreographed, stylised, quasi war dance, written specifically for the rugby team, performed in the name of “culture” at a sporting event. Get fucked. There isn’t one single drop of Maori blood running through any of these thick cunts, so where is the culture? And why do it?

Answer: because it amounts to blatant gamesmanship. These fuck-wits slap, gurn and snarl their way into a nice warm frenzy while the other bunch of hapless morons stand around freezing their tits off on winters night in New Zealand. Come kick off, only one team is capable of moving. Load of cheating, boring fucking shit.

P.S. When performed by Maori on a marae, a traditional haka is a thing to behold.

Nominated by: Kiwi Cunt