The Guardian is due a cunting for it’s front page today showing the Associated Press photograph of a 16 year old Ethiopian refugee crying at a processing centre.

Now I thought that cunt smear Gob Bellendoff sorted that fucker out years ago with his “give us your fucking money” rant yet here the Ethiopian cunt is trying to get to England and bleating because the Frenchies are flattening his hovel. Time for another stadium gig on reinforced stage with the fat cunts Adele Asmell and Lilly Mong headlining.

But….this is not the point of the cunting. That fucker on the Grauniad’s front page is not fuckin 16. Don’t insult my intelligence. It looks like a photoshopped Frank Bruno doing a bit of crisis acting on the side. You could plant crops in the creased furrows on his brow and feed the fucking world (are you listening Nob Goboff?). My brow’s just about that creased in me fuckin 60s.

I doubt the lying cunt is Ethiopian either, he don’t look like one, or Somalian; Nigerian maybe. So wherever he’s from he should fuck off back there, invest himself in his own country to its betterment and not head here expecting a free handout.

The Guardian is a complete cunt for passing on the lie of a parasitic cunt who’s a migrant, not a fucking refugee. Cunts.

Nominated by: Alan Fistula

Can I nominate The Guardian (again!) please? Latest irritating headline : “Huge rise in Britons trying to change gender”.

This headline sums up what is wrong with this pathetic excuse for a newspaper. War in Syria, British politics all fucked up, Putin in Ukraine, anti Semites in the Labour Party, etc., etc.

But not this rag. Even the Daily Express is more grounded than this shite. No wonder Corbyn is staying where he is. Cuntish bollocks of the worst sort.

I don’t give two fucks if someone wants their cock cut off and reshaped into a vag. Go and do it if you want but please don’t bleat about it. Just do it and fuck off. And Guardian- no one gives a shit apart from your stupid fucking “inclusive” journalists. Fuck off. Start reporting about what really matters and you might sell more newspapers Then you could probably stop begging for money and from your readers.

Alternatively, keep it up because your bullshit keeps us all going. Still cunts though.

Nominated by: Dirk Snasgood

This is an Emergency Cunting of The Guardian Website for publishing its Editorial on The Chilcot Report IN ARABIC! Need I say more?

Yes, you can select it in English, but the default setting is FUCKING ARABIC!

WHAT FUCKING POLITICALLY-CORRECT CUNTS!

Nominated by : Fred West

The Grauniad needs cunting. Stating the bleedin obvious, I know, but…”How to eat (Part 94): Macaroni Cheese”. Last time it was Fish Pie.

This is a great worry to me. Being an ordinary sort of Auntie Belinda,

I thought I’d got it right. Pick up fork, food on fork, open gob, shovel it in, chew, swallow, digest, fart, poop, wipe, flush.

Obviously there’s more to this eating biz than I first thought, for those woolly-minded, twatty hipster mong-cunts… Should I invite a coven of local feminazis / luvvies / bbc paedos, Emmas, around as witnesses? Is it all some deconstructionalist event? I think I should be told. (even the meaning of Deconstructionalist would help…)

Enemas used to be a way of feeding invalids. Well, Camoron is about at the end of his (useful??) life, so perhaps a few kilos of microwave-hot macaroni cheese up his jacksie might be a tasty treat for him…

Nominated by: HBelinda Hubbard