Was in the doghouse with some bird I know the other day (why the fuck do they get so upset about such trivial and pointless shite?!)… I reluctantly watched that film, The Danish Girl, with her… What a pile of fucking crap… There she is, blubbering sympathetically, while I’m looking at my watch…. She asked what I thought of it, and I said it was crap… Cue storm clouds (yawn!)… She then asked did I feel sorry for him/her/it? I said no, and that it was his own fault if he was insane enough to have his John Thomas cut off and he knew the risks… More clouds and sulking… So I said, ‘Would you watch a film about a dog that is butchered to turn itself into a cat?’ Her reply was, ‘No, Because it’s not natural and cruel…’ So I pointed at the screen at that bad impersonation of Hinge and Bracket and said, ‘And that is?!’ Storms into kitchen… Whine, sulk etc…

Whoever made the film is a clever cunt though… They made a new type of chick-flick: which almost all silly tarts will love, and they all feel sorry and want to cuddle the tranny instead of a puppy dog… Bloody good trick, that… For those stupid enough to fall for it…

Nominated by: Norman