Yes I know when every honours list is published everyone says…”FUCKING HELL!!!!! That fucking cunt! Are these cunts taking the piss or what?”…but this one really is a shocker. The wanker was only elected in 2010 yet he has already managed to climb the greasy pole to 2 cabinet positions and, due to his total incompetence, has been sacked by 2 different Prime Ministers. Not “reshuffled” but SACKED…get to the back benches you embarrassing tossbag.

But, for some reason, we can’t upset this crawling little toad so give him a fucking knighthood. Now, either this bastard knows where the bodies are buried or he’s been seriously sucking up in Westminster. Either way I don’t like the cut of his jib.

Here’s another interesting fact about Sir Gavin……he keeps a fucking Tarantula as a pet! Now if that’s not fucking weird I’m going to do a degree in Creepy Weirdo Studies at Bristol University. They’ll probably tell that I only hate big hairy spiders because they’re black and I need to check my “White Privilege” but fuck them…and fuck Sir Gavin wankpot while you’re at it!

https://www.itv.com/news/2022-03-03/gavin-williamson-to-become-a-sir-after-queen-approves-knighthood
https://www.forces.net/news/defence-secretary-gavin-williamsons-pet-tarantula-evicted-mod
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8517001/outrage-gavin-williamson-knighted-six-months-after-sacked/
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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog