Lets get an early cunting in for that testicle headed ex banker we (sorry,they) have just installed as home secretary.

Now don’t get me wrong about this little shit, I liked him. A few years ago he was anti EU, largely anti mass immigration, fervant Israel supporter… Cam-moron called him one of the staunchest up and coming right wingers in the conservative party… all good traits.

Since getting a sniff of power he’s pro EU, pro immigration, pro (whatever he’s told to be pro about). A typical flip flopper working to someone else’s agenda, saying whatever he can to get some muppet to put an X in his box.

Possibly an untrustworthy, unreliable, morally devoid run of the mill piece of shite? Let’s cunt him early, just in case.

Nominated by Big Khunt

I don’t know a lot about Sajid Javed, but he’s a first generation Pakistani immigrant and I do have to question whether Saggie Maggie has handed the fox the keys to the hen house by making him responsible for immigration?

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Nomination for Business Secretary Sajid Javid. This slap headed piece of troll jizz has called for more new homes to be built and solve Britain’s housing crisis, but there is a problem,the Baby Boomer generation.

Yes they are all selfish NIMBY cunts with no clue of the real world, who have paid off their mortgage so anyone else can go and fuck themselves. No you cunt, the reason we have a housing problem is because successive governments open our borders to any boat jumping towel head, every unskilled Boris from Eastern Europe and various African shitholes being plagued by war,famine,drought,ebola or Bob Geldof.

Nominated by liberal liquidator.