Richard Ayoade


I must CUNT, most severely (possibly not for the first time):

The shit-brown man in the shit-brown suit

From the current HSBC ad. They are all grim viewing (Bank of Mum & Dad, bank of Mum & Mum, bank of Dad & Dad, bank of grandfather & goat, and often with an anti-Brexit, global village pervery about them), but the current one is just nauseating.

He looks like a horrible caricature, brought to life. Am surprised we don’t see him riding a camel.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

I cunted that HSBC advert with him, the one that desperately tried to cram in global gadgets and had the tagline “We’re all in this together.” It was blatantly anti-Brexit and slurped at the shitty teet of the odious EU, but now can’t find it (!?).

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous