Labours shadow business secretary, Rebecca Long-Bailey ( sounds very working class, that doesn’t it? ) has been on the telly, once again demonstrating why anyone even contemplating voting labour needs their head looking at. Regarding the collapse of construction company Carillion ( what kind of name is that? Sounds like a science fiction film ) she first criticised the government for awarding them contracts and then with the next breath criticised the government for not bailing them out before going on to say the company should be nationalised. When asked how the government was going to make a profit with a failing company she waffled some shit about the profitable parts of the company supporting the loss making parts. Fucking genius or what? Why didn’t any one else think of that?

It takes a seriously arrogant cunt to think they can take a loss making business and with no experience of the trade what so ever make it into a going concern. More double speak, fantasy economics, arrogance and fanatical belief in a long dead, failed and murderous ideology. Cunts!

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