A quick but necessary cunting for ‘reaction’ videos, people who film themselves reacting to film trailers then posting that reaction to youtube, especially ‘Americans react to…’

Nobody gives a fuck about these specimens having the same performed reaction as every other cunt who posts such videos. It’s social media narcissism taken to the extreme.

When I used Facebook (last decade), it would always be the same dopey, soppy cunts sharing this crap to his/her feed, inviting people to like and join in the weird world of online therapy culture. The ‘be nice’ depressive, Lib Dem-voting, prosecco and rose quaffing ex-MILFs and softies, the hipsters, the geeks, the banter-free shells of hen-pecked, ever-so-earnest recent husbands who were stuck at home because of the mental issues of the new wife. Where’s the warranty on the fucking thing?

The men on local gossip pages. The male feminists crying because another pale little dweeb posted a video of himself also crying over the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog.or Star Wars: The Nail in the Coffin

Can the soft cunts who post this mawkish, narcissistic dog manure and those who gormlessly share and ‘like’ instead ‘react’ to lead shot embedding itself in their tissues. That would be highly entertaining.

Get fucked you numb, soy-soaked cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime