Dough-faced overgrown roadman Professor Green. This wigger, unburdened by any modicum of talent, should be on death row if not for his hideous, childish tattoos, then just for abusing the honorific “Professor.”

He has proved beyond doubt that one doesn’t need to be black to write and perform utterly unlistenable shit.

He’s in the news crying poor, moaning about his expensive divorce from vapid Made In Chelsea candy heir/whore Millie Mackintosh. Shocking that a marriage to a fame whore who is far better looking, and who was slumming in the gutter when she picked him up, would end in divorce.

He’s also “opening up” about his father’s suicide which was no doubt inspired by pater’s prophetic shame of his son. Laddy, your father should be your example.

Nominated by William Morrissey